Ice Cream Puns and Jokes

Why did the ice cream truck break down_ Too many rocky roads!

Why did the ice cream truck break down? Too many rocky roads!

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream—it’s a real shared affogato.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream—it’s a real shared affogato.

What do you get from an Alaskan cow_ Ice cream

What do you get from an Alaskan cow? Ice cream.

Life’s all about those sundae feelings

Life’s all about those sundae feelings.

What’s an ice cream’s favorite TV show_ Game of Cones

What’s an ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.

Always root for the underdog, especially in a root beer float

Always root for the underdog, especially in a root beer float.

Why did the ice cream cone carry an umbrella_ There was a chance of sprinkles!

Why did the ice cream cone carry an umbrella? There was a chance of sprinkles!

Don't dessert me now!

Don’t dessert me now!

What kind of ice cream do electricians eat_ Shock-o-lot

What kind of ice cream do electricians eat? Shock-o-lot.

Cone-gratulations on a job well scooped!

Cone-gratulations on a job well scooped!

How do astronauts eat their ice cream_ In floats!

How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!

I have a soft spot for soft serve

I have a soft spot for soft serve.

What do you call ice cream that’s sad about summer ending_ Melt-an-choly

What do you call ice cream that’s sad about summer ending? Melt-an-choly.

In cone-clusion, we all need more ice cream

In cone-clusion, we all need more ice cream.

Why did the tomato turn red_ Because it saw the salad dressing and the ice cream scooping!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and the ice cream scooping!

Just chill and have a scoop

Just chill and have a scoop.

Why do ice cream cones make bad journalists_ They always have a soft serve

Why do ice cream cones make bad journalists? They always have a soft serve.

Let's not split hairs, let's split a banana split

Let’s not split hairs, let’s split a banana split.

Why did the ice cream go to therapy_ It had a meltdown

Why did the ice cream go to therapy? It had a meltdown.

Whipping up some fun, one scoop at a time

Whipping up some fun, one scoop at a time.

What’s an ice cream’s favorite karaoke song_ “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice

What’s an ice cream’s favorite karaoke song? “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice.

You're the sprinkles to my ice cream

You’re the sprinkles to my ice cream.

How do you make an ice cream witch laugh_ Give her a scoop of _witch_ cream

How do you make an ice cream witch laugh? Give her a scoop of “witch” cream.

I've cone to the realization that I love ice cream too much

I’ve cone to the realization that I love ice cream too much.

Why don’t ice creams ever argue_ They always freeze up

Why don’t ice creams ever argue? They always freeze up.

Just trying to blend in at the milkshake bar

Just trying to blend in at the milkshake bar.

How do you throw an ice cream party_ Plan it _sundae_ to _sundae

How do you throw an ice cream party? Plan it “sundae” to “sundae”.

Let’s shake it up a bit—add more ice cream!

Let’s shake it up a bit—add more ice cream!

What does an ice cream lawyer say_ _I have proof beyond a sherbet

What does an ice cream lawyer say? “I have proof beyond a sherbet.”

Have you heard the latest scoop

Have you heard the latest scoop?

Why was the birthday ice cream so expensive_ It was loaded with “presents.”

Why was the birthday ice cream so expensive? It was loaded with “presents.”

That joke was a bit vanilla, try adding some flavor

That joke was a bit vanilla, try adding some flavor.

What did the newspaper say to the ice cream_ _What's the scoop

What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? “What’s the scoop?”

You make my heart melt

You make my heart melt.

Why did the ice cream join the band_ Because it had perfect pitch (and peach)

Why did the ice cream join the band? Because it had perfect pitch (and peach).

Caught you cone-handed!

Caught you cone-handed!

What do you call a nervous ice cream_ A shake!

What do you call a nervous ice cream? A shake!

This conversation is going in swirls

This conversation is going in swirls.

Why did the ice cream start meditating_ To find inner peas

Why did the ice cream start meditating? To find inner peas.

Anything is popsicle with ice cream!

Anything is popsicle with ice cream!

How do you know if an ice cream is rich_ Check its “waffle” count

How do you know if an ice cream is rich? Check its “waffle” count.

I'm nuts about you and ice cream

I’m nuts about you and ice cream.

What’s a dentist’s favorite ice cream_ Flossberry

What’s a dentist’s favorite ice cream? Flossberry.

It’s a rocky road, but we’ll get through it together

It’s a rocky road, but we’ll get through it together.

How do you make holy ice cream_ With hole-y chocolate!

How do you make holy ice cream? With hole-y chocolate!

This might sound flakey, but you're as sweet as ice cream

This might sound flakey, but you’re as sweet as ice cream.

Why did the ice cream write a diary_ To record its _vanilla_ life

Why did the ice cream write a diary? To record its “vanilla” life.

It’s a soft serve to remember.

It’s a soft serve to remember.

How does Reese eat her ice cream_ Witherspoon

How does Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.

Life is short, make it sweet—preferably with extra toppings

Life is short, make it sweet—preferably with extra toppings.

Why was the computer cold_ It left its Windows open and got a byte of ice cream

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open and got a byte of ice cream.

Freeze the day!

Freeze the day!

How do you compliment an ice cream_ “You look like a million licks!”

How do you compliment an ice cream? “You look like a million licks!”

Stay cool and carry cone

Stay cool and carry cone.

What do ice creams use to browse the Internet_ Cookies and cache

What do ice creams use to browse the Internet? Cookies and cache.

Berry your worries in a big bowl of ice cream

Berry your worries in a big bowl of ice cream.

How do you make an ice cream truck sneeze_ Say, “Freeze!”

How do you make an ice cream truck sneeze? Say, “Freeze!”

Every day I'm waffling between flavors

Every day I’m waffling between flavors.

What do you call an ice cream cone with ears_ A chilly dog

What do you call an ice cream cone with ears? A chilly dog.

Don't give me the cold shoulder—give me cold ice cream

Don’t give me the cold shoulder—give me cold ice cream.

What did the motivational speaker say to the ice cream_ _You can cone-quer anything!

What did the motivational speaker say to the ice cream? “You can cone-quer anything!”

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool with some ice cream

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool with some ice cream.

Why did everyone like the new ice cream flavor_ It was _berry_ good

Why did everyone like the new ice cream flavor? It was “berry” good.

Sundae is my favorite day of the week

Sundae is my favorite day of the week.

What do you call a spying ice cream_ A snoop cream

What do you call a spying ice cream? A snoop cream.

You're the cherry on top of a perfect day

You’re the cherry on top of a perfect day.

Why don’t secret agents eat ice cream_ It might spill the beans

Why don’t secret agents eat ice cream? It might spill the beans.

Let's make no mi-stake, ice cream solves everything.

Let’s make no mi-stake, ice cream solves everything.

How does a penguin build its house_ Igloos it together with ice cream

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together with ice cream.

I'm not playing flavors, I love all ice cream

I’m not playing flavors, I love all ice cream.

Why did the ice cream take a nap_ It was whipped

Why did the ice cream take a nap? It was whipped.

Just roll with it—like an ice cream roll

Just roll with it—like an ice cream roll.

What do you call an adventurous ice cream_ A trail-mix sundae

What do you call an adventurous ice cream? A trail-mix sundae.

Let's get this pint-y started!

Let’s get this pint-y started!

Why did the ice cream have an umbrella_ It was under the wether

Why did the ice cream have an umbrella? It was under the wether.

It was mint to be!

It was mint to be!

What did one dairy dessert say to the other_ _You're so cool!

What did one dairy dessert say to the other? “You’re so cool!”

Can I tell you a secret_ You're sweeter than ice cream

Can I tell you a secret? You’re sweeter than ice cream.

How do ice creams learn about their family history_ Through a flavor chart

How do ice creams learn about their family history? Through a flavor chart.

Keep calm and caramel on.

Keep calm and caramel on.

Why did the ice cream go to the moon_ To find some space to chill

Why did the ice cream go to the moon? To find some space to chill.

My feelings aren't vanilla—I like you a choco-lot

My feelings aren’t vanilla—I like you a choco-lot.

How does an ice cream get to the top of the house_ Up the rocky road

How does an ice cream get to the top of the house? Up the rocky road.

You cone do anything you set your mind to

You cone do anything you set your mind to.

Why are ghosts such fans of ice cream_ Because they love I-scream!

Why are ghosts such fans of ice cream? Because they love I-scream!

Ice cream because you’re not here

Ice cream because you’re not here.

What happens when you invite ice cream to a party_ Things get a little nuts

What happens when you invite ice cream to a party? Things get a little nuts.

Let's get whipped into shape—go for an ice cream run

Let’s get whipped into shape—go for an ice cream run.

What’s an ice cream's life goal_ To live in a cone-do

What’s an ice cream’s life goal? To live in a cone-do.

Life without ice cream_ Un-cone-ceptional

Life without ice cream? Un-cone-ceptional.

What did the ice cream do at school_ Just chilled and made some cool friends

What did the ice cream do at school? Just chilled and made some cool friends.

This weather calls for ice cream—rain or shine

This weather calls for ice cream—rain or shine.

Why did the ice cream write a book_ Because it had some tales to freeze

Why did the ice cream write a book? Because it had some tales to freeze.

Are you an ice cream_ Because you look like my next scoop

Are you an ice cream? Because you look like my next scoop.

How do you make an ice cream smile_ Give it a spoon

How do you make an ice cream smile? Give it a spoon.

I sherbet you can’t find a better treat

I sherbet you can’t find a better treat.

Why did the bicycle fall over_ Because it was two-tired after eating ice cream

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired after eating ice cream.

You've stolen a pizza my heart, but the ice cream still has a scoop

You’ve stolen a pizza my heart, but the ice cream still has a scoop.

What does a bookworm eat for dessert_ A page-turner sundae

What does a bookworm eat for dessert? A page-turner sundae.

That’s the scoop—ice cream is the best!

That’s the scoop—ice cream is the best!

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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