Why did the ice cream truck break down? Too many rocky roads!
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream—it’s a real shared affogato.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow? Ice cream.
Life’s all about those sundae feelings.
What’s an ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.
Always root for the underdog, especially in a root beer float.
Why did the ice cream cone carry an umbrella? There was a chance of sprinkles!
Don’t dessert me now!
What kind of ice cream do electricians eat? Shock-o-lot.
Cone-gratulations on a job well scooped!
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
I have a soft spot for soft serve.
What do you call ice cream that’s sad about summer ending? Melt-an-choly.
In cone-clusion, we all need more ice cream.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and the ice cream scooping!
Just chill and have a scoop.
Why do ice cream cones make bad journalists? They always have a soft serve.
Let’s not split hairs, let’s split a banana split.
Why did the ice cream go to therapy? It had a meltdown.
Whipping up some fun, one scoop at a time.
What’s an ice cream’s favorite karaoke song? “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice.
You’re the sprinkles to my ice cream.
How do you make an ice cream witch laugh? Give her a scoop of “witch” cream.
I’ve cone to the realization that I love ice cream too much.
Why don’t ice creams ever argue? They always freeze up.
Just trying to blend in at the milkshake bar.
How do you throw an ice cream party? Plan it “sundae” to “sundae”.
Let’s shake it up a bit—add more ice cream!
What does an ice cream lawyer say? “I have proof beyond a sherbet.”
Have you heard the latest scoop?
Why was the birthday ice cream so expensive? It was loaded with “presents.”
That joke was a bit vanilla, try adding some flavor.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? “What’s the scoop?”
You make my heart melt.
Why did the ice cream join the band? Because it had perfect pitch (and peach).
Caught you cone-handed!
What do you call a nervous ice cream? A shake!
This conversation is going in swirls.
Why did the ice cream start meditating? To find inner peas.
Anything is popsicle with ice cream!
How do you know if an ice cream is rich? Check its “waffle” count.
I’m nuts about you and ice cream.
What’s a dentist’s favorite ice cream? Flossberry.
It’s a rocky road, but we’ll get through it together.
How do you make holy ice cream? With hole-y chocolate!
This might sound flakey, but you’re as sweet as ice cream.
Why did the ice cream write a diary? To record its “vanilla” life.
It’s a soft serve to remember.
How does Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
Life is short, make it sweet—preferably with extra toppings.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open and got a byte of ice cream.
Freeze the day!
How do you compliment an ice cream? “You look like a million licks!”
Stay cool and carry cone.
What do ice creams use to browse the Internet? Cookies and cache.
Berry your worries in a big bowl of ice cream.
How do you make an ice cream truck sneeze? Say, “Freeze!”
Every day I’m waffling between flavors.
What do you call an ice cream cone with ears? A chilly dog.
Don’t give me the cold shoulder—give me cold ice cream.
What did the motivational speaker say to the ice cream? “You can cone-quer anything!”
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool with some ice cream.
Why did everyone like the new ice cream flavor? It was “berry” good.
Sundae is my favorite day of the week.
What do you call a spying ice cream? A snoop cream.
You’re the cherry on top of a perfect day.
Why don’t secret agents eat ice cream? It might spill the beans.
Let’s make no mi-stake, ice cream solves everything.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together with ice cream.
I’m not playing flavors, I love all ice cream.
Why did the ice cream take a nap? It was whipped.
Just roll with it—like an ice cream roll.
What do you call an adventurous ice cream? A trail-mix sundae.
Let’s get this pint-y started!
Why did the ice cream have an umbrella? It was under the wether.
It was mint to be!
What did one dairy dessert say to the other? “You’re so cool!”
Can I tell you a secret? You’re sweeter than ice cream.
How do ice creams learn about their family history? Through a flavor chart.
Keep calm and caramel on.
Why did the ice cream go to the moon? To find some space to chill.
My feelings aren’t vanilla—I like you a choco-lot.
How does an ice cream get to the top of the house? Up the rocky road.
You cone do anything you set your mind to.
Why are ghosts such fans of ice cream? Because they love I-scream!
Ice cream because you’re not here.
What happens when you invite ice cream to a party? Things get a little nuts.
Let’s get whipped into shape—go for an ice cream run.
What’s an ice cream’s life goal? To live in a cone-do.
Life without ice cream? Un-cone-ceptional.
What did the ice cream do at school? Just chilled and made some cool friends.
This weather calls for ice cream—rain or shine.
Why did the ice cream write a book? Because it had some tales to freeze.
Are you an ice cream? Because you look like my next scoop.
How do you make an ice cream smile? Give it a spoon.
I sherbet you can’t find a better treat.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired after eating ice cream.
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart, but the ice cream still has a scoop.
What does a bookworm eat for dessert? A page-turner sundae.
That’s the scoop—ice cream is the best!