I’m not just flying a kite, I’m giving it a whole tour of the sky!
Why don’t kites get lost? They always know how to wind their way back!
Kites: the original social climbers.
What’s a kite’s favorite type of music? String quartets!
That kite’s performance is really elevating the event.
How do you organize a kite party? You plan a “fly-by.”
When kites go to school, they excel in drafting.
Why was the kite so good at school? It really knew how to soar on tests!
Kite flying is the only time when getting tangled up is part of the fun!
What do kites eat for snack? Wind chips!
I bought a new kite, and it’s already paying dividends. It’s a real stock-riser!
Why did the kite go to therapy? It had too many hang-ups!
Kite enthusiasts aren’t boring, they just like to hang around.
What did one kite say to the other during a storm? “Hang on, it’s just a phase!”
Kites in the park: nature’s own streaming service.
What’s a kite’s favorite sport? Air hockey!
“Your kite flying skills are overhead and beyond!”
Why did the kite apply for a job? It wanted to be upwardly mobile!
Flying kites is a breeze.
How did the little kite learn to fly? It went to high school!
I got my kite tangled, but I’m not stringing along any complaints.
Why don’t secret agents fly kites? Because they get blown away!
A kite’s favorite dance move? The windmill.
What do you call a well-dressed kite? Fly fashion!
Always trust a kite designer. They know how to make connections.
How do kites like to celebrate? They throw a blowout party!
Kites: the uplifting side of wind power.
What’s a kite’s least favorite weather? A no-wind situation!
When kites go bad, they really blow it.
Why was the kite a great motivational speaker? It was uplifting!
Don’t be too up-tight, just go fly a kite!
How do kites greet each other? “What’s up!”
Why was the kite book so popular? It had a twist at every turn.
Why did the kite win an award? For outstanding performance in the field!
A kite flyer’s life is always on the line.
What do you get if you cross a kite with a dog? A wind terrier!
That’s an exclusive kite club, members only. They’re very picky about who they let string along.
Why did the kite make a good detective? It always got the scoop on the wind!
Watching kites is like a reel exciting movie.
How do you know when a kite is mad? It flies off the handle!
Kites are great comedians; they always know how to pull your string.
What’s a kite’s life philosophy? Go fly a kite!
If you want to be a kite, you’ve got to wing it.
How did the kite lose weight? It cut the string cheese from its diet!
Don’t let anyone string you along unless it’s a kite.
What’s a kite’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind!”
Kites love windy days; they find them quite en-thrilling.
Why are kites great at giving advice? They always help you get over your troubles!
The problem with kite festivals? Too much baggage!
What do kites wear to weddings? Bow-ties!
What do you call a kite that can pick up heavy weights? A power-lifter!
Why don’t kites play hide and seek? Because they always stand out!
How do kites make decisions? They flip in the air!
Why was the kite late? It was swept away!
What’s a kite’s favorite day of the week? Fly-day!
Why did the kite break up with its partner? It needed more space to fly!
How do kites stay healthy? By keeping tension in their lives!
What did the kite say to the windy day? “You lift me up!”
How do kites stay informed? They keep up with the airwaves!
Why did the kite stop moving? It had too much on its plate!
What do you call an old kite? High flyer!
How do kites avoid sunburn? They always wear sun-screen!
What do kites do when they’re not flying? They hang around!
Why did the kite join a band? It wanted to hit the high notes!
How do you describe a kite that doesn’t fly well? Groundbreaking!
What do kites do on a calm day? They take a day off!
Why did the kite go to the bar? To get a “breezer.”
What do you call a fearless kite? A high-flyer!
How do you catch a sneaky kite? You sneak up on it!
Why did the kite go to school? To learn about higher education!
What’s a kite’s favorite game? Catch my drift!
How do kites keep their shape? With a lot of “frame” training!
Why did the kite sit in the corner? It had too much altitude!
How do kites talk to each other? They use “air-mail.”
Why did the kite stop working? It decided to take a “breeze” day!
The kite’s favorite place to relax? The hang out zone.
I have a kite that tells jokes; it’s a real show-flyer.
Kites do great in history; they really know the high points.
Keep your friends close and your kite string closer.
When kites break, it’s a tangle web we weave.
Kite flying is not for the faint of heart; it’s for the height of heart.
Kite flying is the only acceptable form of air traffic.
What’s a kite’s favorite snack? Wind pies.
How do kites like to relax? By having a wind-down.
Why are kites so good at poker? They always know when to hold ’em and fold ’em.
I like my kites like I like my jokes—a breath of fresh air.
When a kite flies too high, it’s just overachieving.
Every kite flyer is secretly a string theorist.
Kite flyers don’t get lost; they just take a different air-path.
Air today, gone tomorrow—that’s the life of a kite.
Kite flyers have their heads in the clouds—literally.
What do you call a group of kites? A flutter.
When it comes to flying kites, I’ve really mastered the draft.
If your kite doesn’t fly, maybe it just needs a pep wind.
The kite’s favorite place to relax? The hang out zone.
Kites: because skywriting is too mainstream.
A kite flyer’s life is always on the line.
That’s an exclusive kite club, members only. They’re very picky about who they let string along.
Don’t be too up-tight, just go fly a kite!
Flying kites is a breeze.