Why did the lighthouse apologize? It felt a little too flashy.
I’m lighthouse-keeping this weekend!
What do you call a lighthouse with a sense of humor? A light-hearted house.
You light up my world like nobody else.
How do lighthouses see at night? They keep an eye on the beam.
Let’s shine a light on the situation.
Why don’t lighthouses get lost? They always stay in one plaice.
That’s a bright idea coming from a bright guy.
What’s a lighthouse’s favorite type of music? Beacon-roll!
Always see the light at the end of the tunnel, or the coast.
Why did the lighthouse refuse to work with the foghorn? It was too much bluster.
I’ve got a lighthouse of things to do!
How do lighthouses communicate? With shine language!
Time to throw some light on the subject.
What did the older lighthouse say to the younger one? “I remember when all this was wavy!”
Keep your friends close and your lighthouses closer.
Why do lighthouses make terrible spies? They’re too conspicuous!
I find you very enlightening.
How did the lighthouse warn the ships? It gave them a light scolding.
Let’s not make light of the situation.
What do you call a lighthouse keeper’s job? A light commitment.
You’re a beacon of hope.
Why did the lighthouse break up with the dock? It needed some space.
Shine on, you crazy lighthouse.
What’s a lighthouse’s favorite candy? Lifesavers.
I feel delight-house when I’m with you!
Why was the lighthouse so good at poker? It always had a straight flush.
We’re just beacons in the night.
How does a lighthouse say hello? “I sea you!”
Feeling light-hearted today!
Why do lighthouses always tell the best jokes? Because they’re beaming with personality.
This party is lit, thanks to you!
Why don’t lighthouses make good secret keepers? Their whole job is to shine a light on things!
I’m just a lighthouse looking for my coastline.
What do lighthouses read? Flash fiction.
You’ve got a very illuminating personality.
Why did the lighthouse get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field.
Let’s beam up the energy in here!
How do lighthouses stay healthy? By keeping their light on.
You’re beaming with joy today!
What’s a lighthouse’s life motto? “Shine bright like a diamond.”
Guiding lights and starry nights.
Why did the lighthouse date a ship? It liked long-distance relationships.
Don’t be so salty, the lighthouse is near.
Why are lighthouses great in school? Because they really know how to highlight the important stuff.
I can sea clearly now.
What makes a lighthouse blush? Seeing the shore naked.
Watt a bright spot!
Why do lighthouses never get cold? Because they have lots of layers!
I’m just here for some light entertainment.
How did the lighthouse get famous? It made some brilliant flashes.
You shore light up a room!
Why did the lighthouse become a chef? It enjoyed searing light!
Don’t harbor bad feelings, the lighthouse is near.
What’s a lighthouse’s favorite game? I Spy.
You’re such a guiding light in my life.
Why did the lighthouse break up with the GPS? It didn’t need directions on where to shine.
Lighten up, will you?
What’s a lighthouse’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day.
It’s a lighthouse, not a heavy house!
Why was the lighthouse so wise? It had a lot of reflective moments.
Coast this way for more puns.
How do you find a lost lighthouse? You follow the light.
That joke was a little light.
Why did the ship refuse to listen to the lighthouse? It didn’t like being illuminated.
Let there be light-hearted fun!
Why was the lighthouse excited about the party? It was ready to glow.
Keep calm and beacon.
How does a lighthouse drink tea? With a little splash of light.
Sea the light, be the light.
What did one lighthouse say to the other? “Between you and me, the coast is clear!”
Beam me up, Scotty!
Why are lighthouses bad at hiding? Because they always come to light.
Lighthouse crew, at your service!
What does a lighthouse do when it’s scared? It turns on the lights.
You’ve got to sea it to believe it.
How do lighthouses make friends? They beacon them.
Coast on these good vibes.
What sport do lighthouses play? Beam-ball.
You are the light of my life-house.
Why did the lighthouse win an award? It was a guiding light.
Shore thing, I’ll light the way!
How did the lighthouse get its job? It had a glowing resume.
Let’s keep this party illuminated.
What kind of plants do lighthouses like? Beacon-sias.
A little birdie told me you light up the ocean.
Why do lighthouses love riddles? They enjoy throwing ships off course.
Making light of my situation!
Why don’t lighthouses get married? They can’t elope, they’re too grounded.
Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
What do you call a tired lighthouse? A light sleeper.
You can’t deny the light-house’s appeal.
How did the lighthouse cheer up the ship? It flashed a smile.
It’s not just a phase, it’s a full beacon.
Why don’t lighthouses ever rush? They like to take things light and slow.
Watt’s up, lighthouse fans?
What did the lighthouse wear to the wedding? A suit and tie-light.
You’re just a lighthouse on the hill of my heart.
How do you compliment a lighthouse? Tell it it’s looking sharp.
Navigating life one light at a time.