Lighthouse Puns and Jokes

Why did the lighthouse apologize_ It felt a little too flashy

Why did the lighthouse apologize? It felt a little too flashy.

I'm lighthouse-keeping this weekend!

I’m lighthouse-keeping this weekend!

What do you call a lighthouse with a sense of humor_ A light-hearted house

What do you call a lighthouse with a sense of humor? A light-hearted house.

You light up my world like nobody else

You light up my world like nobody else.

How do lighthouses see at night_ They keep an eye on the beam

How do lighthouses see at night? They keep an eye on the beam.

Let’s shine a light on the situation

Let’s shine a light on the situation.

Why don't lighthouses get lost_ They always stay in one plaice

Why don’t lighthouses get lost? They always stay in one plaice.

That’s a bright idea coming from a bright guy

That’s a bright idea coming from a bright guy.

What's a lighthouse's favorite type of music_ Beacon-roll!

What’s a lighthouse’s favorite type of music? Beacon-roll!

Always see the light at the end of the tunnel, or the coast.

Always see the light at the end of the tunnel, or the coast.

Why did the lighthouse refuse to work with the foghorn_ It was too much bluster

Why did the lighthouse refuse to work with the foghorn? It was too much bluster.

I’ve got a lighthouse of things to do!

I’ve got a lighthouse of things to do!

How do lighthouses communicate_ With shine language!

How do lighthouses communicate? With shine language!

Time to throw some light on the subject

Time to throw some light on the subject.

What did the older lighthouse say to the younger one_ _I remember when all this was wavy!

What did the older lighthouse say to the younger one? “I remember when all this was wavy!”

Keep your friends close and your lighthouses closer

Keep your friends close and your lighthouses closer.

Why do lighthouses make terrible spies_ They're too conspicuous!

Why do lighthouses make terrible spies? They’re too conspicuous!

I find you very enlightening

I find you very enlightening.

How did the lighthouse warn the ships_ It gave them a light scolding

How did the lighthouse warn the ships? It gave them a light scolding.

Let's not make light of the situation

Let’s not make light of the situation.

What do you call a lighthouse keeper's job_ A light commitment

What do you call a lighthouse keeper’s job? A light commitment.

You're a beacon of hope

You’re a beacon of hope.

Why did the lighthouse break up with the dock_ It needed some space

Why did the lighthouse break up with the dock? It needed some space.

Shine on, you crazy lighthouse

Shine on, you crazy lighthouse.

What’s a lighthouse’s favorite candy_ Lifesavers

What’s a lighthouse’s favorite candy? Lifesavers.

I feel delight-house when I’m with you!

I feel delight-house when I’m with you!

Why was the lighthouse so good at poker_ It always had a straight flush

Why was the lighthouse so good at poker? It always had a straight flush.

We're just beacons in the night

We’re just beacons in the night.

How does a lighthouse say hello_ _I sea you!

How does a lighthouse say hello? “I sea you!”

Feeling light-hearted today!

Feeling light-hearted today!

Why do lighthouses always tell the best jokes_ Because they're beaming with personality

Why do lighthouses always tell the best jokes? Because they’re beaming with personality.

This party is lit, thanks to you!

This party is lit, thanks to you!

Why don't lighthouses make good secret keepers_ Their whole job is to shine a light on things!

Why don’t lighthouses make good secret keepers? Their whole job is to shine a light on things!

I'm just a lighthouse looking for my coastline.

I’m just a lighthouse looking for my coastline.

What do lighthouses read_ Flash fiction

What do lighthouses read? Flash fiction.

You've got a very illuminating personality

You’ve got a very illuminating personality.

Why did the lighthouse get a promotion_ It was outstanding in its field

Why did the lighthouse get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field.

Let's beam up the energy in here!

Let’s beam up the energy in here!

How do lighthouses stay healthy_ By keeping their light on

How do lighthouses stay healthy? By keeping their light on.

You're beaming with joy today!

You’re beaming with joy today!

What’s a lighthouse’s life motto_ _Shine bright like a diamond

What’s a lighthouse’s life motto? “Shine bright like a diamond.”

Guiding lights and starry nights.

Guiding lights and starry nights.

Why did the lighthouse date a ship_ It liked long-distance relationships

Why did the lighthouse date a ship? It liked long-distance relationships.

Don’t be so salty, the lighthouse is near.

Don’t be so salty, the lighthouse is near.

Why are lighthouses great in school_ Because they really know how to highlight the important stuff

Why are lighthouses great in school? Because they really know how to highlight the important stuff.

I can sea clearly now.

I can sea clearly now.

What makes a lighthouse blush_ Seeing the shore naked

What makes a lighthouse blush? Seeing the shore naked.

Watt a bright spot!

Watt a bright spot!

Why do lighthouses never get cold_ Because they have lots of layers!

Why do lighthouses never get cold? Because they have lots of layers!

I’m just here for some light entertainment.

I’m just here for some light entertainment.

How did the lighthouse get famous_ It made some brilliant flashes

How did the lighthouse get famous? It made some brilliant flashes.

You shore light up a room!

You shore light up a room!

Why did the lighthouse become a chef_ It enjoyed searing light!

Why did the lighthouse become a chef? It enjoyed searing light!

Don't harbor bad feelings, the lighthouse is near

Don’t harbor bad feelings, the lighthouse is near.

What's a lighthouse's favorite game_ I Spy

What’s a lighthouse’s favorite game? I Spy.

You’re such a guiding light in my life

You’re such a guiding light in my life.

Why did the lighthouse break up with the GPS_ It didn't need directions on where to shine

Why did the lighthouse break up with the GPS? It didn’t need directions on where to shine.

Lighten up, will you

Lighten up, will you?

What’s a lighthouse’s favorite day of the week_ Sun-day

What’s a lighthouse’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day.

It’s a lighthouse, not a heavy house!

It’s a lighthouse, not a heavy house!

Why was the lighthouse so wise_ It had a lot of reflective moments

Why was the lighthouse so wise? It had a lot of reflective moments.

Coast this way for more puns

Coast this way for more puns.

How do you find a lost lighthouse_ You follow the light

How do you find a lost lighthouse? You follow the light.

That joke was a little light

That joke was a little light.

Why did the ship refuse to listen to the lighthouse_ It didn’t like being illuminated

Why did the ship refuse to listen to the lighthouse? It didn’t like being illuminated.

Let there be light-hearted fun!

Let there be light-hearted fun!

Why was the lighthouse excited about the party_ It was ready to glow

Why was the lighthouse excited about the party? It was ready to glow.

Keep calm and beacon

Keep calm and beacon.

How does a lighthouse drink tea_ With a little splash of light

How does a lighthouse drink tea? With a little splash of light.

Sea the light, be the light

Sea the light, be the light.

What did one lighthouse say to the other_ _Between you and me, the coast is clear!

What did one lighthouse say to the other? “Between you and me, the coast is clear!”

Beam me up, Scotty!

Beam me up, Scotty!

Why are lighthouses bad at hiding_ Because they always come to light

Why are lighthouses bad at hiding? Because they always come to light.

Lighthouse crew, at your service!

Lighthouse crew, at your service!

What does a lighthouse do when it's scared_ It turns on the lights

What does a lighthouse do when it’s scared? It turns on the lights.

You've got to sea it to believe it

You’ve got to sea it to believe it.

How do lighthouses make friends_ They beacon them

How do lighthouses make friends? They beacon them.

Coast on these good vibes

Coast on these good vibes.

What sport do lighthouses play_ Beam-ball

What sport do lighthouses play? Beam-ball.

You are the light of my life-house

You are the light of my life-house.

Why did the lighthouse win an award_ It was a guiding light

Why did the lighthouse win an award? It was a guiding light.

Shore thing, I'll light the way!

Shore thing, I’ll light the way!

How did the lighthouse get its job_ It had a glowing resume

How did the lighthouse get its job? It had a glowing resume.

Let's keep this party illuminated

Let’s keep this party illuminated.

What kind of plants do lighthouses like_ Beacon-sias

What kind of plants do lighthouses like? Beacon-sias.

A little birdie told me you light up the ocean

A little birdie told me you light up the ocean.

Why do lighthouses love riddles_ They enjoy throwing ships off course

Why do lighthouses love riddles? They enjoy throwing ships off course.

Making light of my situation!

Making light of my situation!

Why don't lighthouses get married_ They can't elope, they're too grounded

Why don’t lighthouses get married? They can’t elope, they’re too grounded.

Where there’s a will, there’s a wave

Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.

What do you call a tired lighthouse_ A light sleeper

What do you call a tired lighthouse? A light sleeper.

You can't deny the light-house’s appeal

You can’t deny the light-house’s appeal.

How did the lighthouse cheer up the ship_ It flashed a smile

How did the lighthouse cheer up the ship? It flashed a smile.

It's not just a phase, it's a full beacon

It’s not just a phase, it’s a full beacon.

Why don't lighthouses ever rush_ They like to take things light and slow

Why don’t lighthouses ever rush? They like to take things light and slow.

Watt’s up, lighthouse fans

Watt’s up, lighthouse fans?

What did the lighthouse wear to the wedding_ A suit and tie-light

What did the lighthouse wear to the wedding? A suit and tie-light.

You’re just a lighthouse on the hill of my heart

You’re just a lighthouse on the hill of my heart.

How do you compliment a lighthouse_ Tell it it’s looking sharp

How do you compliment a lighthouse? Tell it it’s looking sharp.

Navigating life one light at a time

Navigating life one light at a time.

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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