Welcome to the ultimate collection of monkey puns that will make you peel with laughter! If you’re looking for a way to add some cheeky charm to your day, you’ve swung onto the right vine. Monkeys are not only our playful primate cousins, but they also provide endless inspiration for some of the most a-peeling puns on the planet.
From the jungles of comedy, we’ve foraged 100 of the best monkey puns that are guaranteed to make you go bananas. Whether you’re a fan of puns that are a little nutty, or you prefer those with a bit more of a slapstick swing to them, this list has something for everyone. These puns are perfect for breaking the ice, spicing up your social media feed, or simply giving you a reason to smile on a dreary day.
So, get ready to unleash your inner pun-ape and let’s dive into this banana bunch of hilarity. These carefully crafted quips are the pick of the bunch, and we’re not monkeying around – they’re bound to get some serious chimp-chuckles. Whether you’re in the office jungle or lounging in your treehouse, these monkey puns will be the perfect companion to brighten up your environment.
Prepare to climb the tree of humor and swing from joke to joke, as we present you with 100 monkey puns that will have you laughing until you’re (almost) unable to bear it. So, without further ado, let’s get started and let the fun begin – after all, it’s a jungle out there, and we could all use a good laugh!
Time to address the orangut-issues!
No monkeying around today!
Are you aping my style?
Chimp off the old block.
I’m going bananas over this!
Let’s split; it’s banana time!
Ape-solutely loving this jungle!
Gorilla tactics in the wild.
Swinging by for some fruit!
Keep calm and monkey on.
Baboons always stick together.
I’m ape-solutely ecstatic today!
Just hanging with my primates.
The chimposium is in session!
Feeling grape, ate a banana!
Just a primate and proper event.
Ready to jump on the band-monkey?
Peeling out in the fast lane.
This party is totally bananas!
Paws for a primate photo!
What’s the latest screech?
Monkey see, monkey don’t do!
Gone bananas on a budget!
Totally bananas about this sale!
Let’s monkey around the park.
That joke was a-peeling.
Simian says, “Follow the leader!”
Swinging into the weekend.
Don’t steal my monkey shine!
Just swinging by to say hi!
You’re the top banana today!
Feeling vine with a little wine.
It’s all in the monkey details.
Ape-ril showers bring May flowers.
You’re driving me bananas!
Ain’t no party like a monkey party.
Jungle fever, monkey style!
Hang in there, baby!
Primates are my prime mates.
Let’s get tropical and topical!
Caught in a gorilla warfare!
Chimply marvelous to see you!
Can’t bear another monkey joke?
Always up for some monkey business.
This is un-bear-ably fun!
Gorilla your dreams right here.
Don’t slip on the banana policy!
Banana bread winner at home.
Bouncing bananas all day long.
Primates know how to party.
Swinging into action, monkey style!
Orangutan out with my friends.
King of the jungle gym.
This circus is bananas!
Never trust a smiling chimpanzee.
A little monkey told me.
We’ve got to stop meating like this.
Avoiding the lemurs’ rumors.
Who’s up for monkey karaoke?
Don’t trust the baboon balloon.
Orangutans are in, boredom is out.
Let’s peel out of here!
Simian chic is back in style.
Keep your paws off my banana!
Monkey bar regular right here.
I’m bananas for your love.
Just swinging through life.
Monkeying around the Christmas tree.
I went bananas at the store!
A little monkeying around the office.
Primate puns are top tier!
Too many monkeys for one jungle.
This job is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
You’re one in a chimp-ion.
Just another manic monkey day.
It’s a jungle out there.
Monkeys are the vine-est creatures.
Let’s go ape over cake!
Not your average city-slicking simian.
This game is more fun than a barrel of monkeys!
Ready to swing into fun.
Slinging puns like coconuts.
Ape-solutely ready for adventure!
Call of the wild, monkey style.
The daily grind’s a zoo.
Monkeys make the heart grow fonder.
You’re the king of the swing.
You make my heart skip a chimp-beat.
Chimp-an-zee ya later!
Never seen a monkey in a coat?
My simian grin just for you.
Barrel of laughs with these monkeys.
We’re all about the monkey talk.
Just a little monkey magic.
Bananas about this weather.
Monkeying down the street.
Go ape with your bad self!
It’s all monkey business here.
Peel back and relax.
Swinging on the vines of life.
Primates, assemble for fun!