Moon Puns and Jokes

You've got me over the moon!

You’ve got me over the moon!

Why did the moon stop going out to dinner_ It lost its atmosphere

Why did the moon stop going out to dinner? It lost its atmosphere.

Don't worry, it's just a phase.

Don’t worry, it’s just a phase.

What does the moon do when it needs a haircut_ Eclipse it!

What does the moon do when it needs a haircut? Eclipse it!

I’m a lunatic for lunar jokes.

I’m a lunatic for lunar jokes.

Why is the moon a terrible gossip_ It has too many phases

Why is the moon a terrible gossip? It has too many phases.

The moon’s job_ To light up the night

The moon’s job? To light up the night.

What kind of music do moons like_ Neptunes!

What kind of music do moons like? Neptunes!

Moon, you’re really good at your job!

Moon, you’re really good at your job!

How does the moon organize a party_ It planets

How does the moon organize a party? It planets.

Just a full moon doing its part-time light job

Just a full moon doing its part-time light job.

Why did the sun go to school_ To get brighter, but the moon graduated with flying colors

Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter, but the moon graduated with flying colors.

Love you to the moon and back—no returns!

Love you to the moon and back—no returns!

What's the moon's favorite restaurant_ The Milky Way

What’s the moon’s favorite restaurant? The Milky Way.

You think moon jokes are bad_ I find them crater good!

You think moon jokes are bad? I find them crater good!

Why was the moon so calm during the eclipse_ It just phased out

Why was the moon so calm during the eclipse? It just phased out.

Was the moon tired_ Yes, it was waning

Was the moon tired? Yes, it was waning.

How do you know when the moon has enough to eat_ When it’s full!

How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it’s full!

The moon likes to gossip; it’s always circling around

The moon likes to gossip; it’s always circling around.

What did the moon say to the comedian_ You're cratering!

What did the moon say to the comedian? You’re cratering!

Guess what I heard_ Straight from the moon’s mouth

Guess what I heard? Straight from the moon’s mouth.

Why are moon rocks tastier than Earth rocks_ They're meteor

Why are moon rocks tastier than Earth rocks? They’re meteor.

Why did the moon skip dessert_ It was full

Why did the moon skip dessert? It was full.

What do you call a clock on the moon_ A lunartick

What do you call a clock on the moon? A lunartick.

The moon never texts back; it just waxes and wanes

The moon never texts back; it just waxes and wanes.

Why did the moon get a job_ It needed to earn some moon-lah

Why did the moon get a job? It needed to earn some moon-lah.

Can the sun make friends with the moon_ Eclipse it

Can the sun make friends with the moon? Eclipse it.

How do moon footballers stay hydrated_ They drink Power-Ade, because Gatorade is for Earthlings!

How do moon footballers stay hydrated? They drink Power-Ade, because Gatorade is for Earthlings!

The moon’s bakery is doing well; business is crescent

The moon’s bakery is doing well; business is crescent.

Why was the moon tired of fast food_ It wanted something light

Why was the moon tired of fast food? It wanted something light.

What do you call a tick on the moon_ A luna-tick

What do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair_ Eclipse it!

How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

How does the moon cut its hair_ Eclipse it!

How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!

Why don't we send cows to the moon_ Because the atmosphere isn’t dairy good

Why don’t we send cows to the moon? Because the atmosphere isn’t dairy good.

Full moon tonight, guess it’s time to lighten up.

Full moon tonight, guess it’s time to lighten up.

Why did the moon break up with the sun_ It needed its space

Why did the moon break up with the sun? It needed its space!

The moon loves to moonlight as a comedian.

The moon loves to moonlight as a comedian.

How do you throw a space party_ You planet with the moon!

How do you throw a space party? You planet with the moon!

The moon had a full night, now it's waning.

The moon had a full night, now it’s waning.

What do you call a lunar tick_ A space bug!

What do you call a lunar tick? A space bug!

What’s a moon’s favorite game_ Hide and Earth-seek

The moon’s favorite game? Hide and seek.

Why did the moon start a bakery_ It wanted to make moon pies

Why did the moon start a bakery? It wanted to make moon pies.

Don’t mind the moon, it's just going through a phase.

Don’t mind the moon, it’s just going through a phase.

Why did the cow jump over the moon_ The farmer had cold hands

Why did the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had cold hands.

Why did the moon vanish_ It needed its space

Why did the moon vanish? It needed its space.

What do you call a moon out of orbit_ A Lunatic

What do you call a moon out of orbit? A Lunatic.

The moon’s favorite play_ It's a mystery—very lunar

The moon’s favorite play? It’s a mystery—very lunar.

How does the moon keep its pants up_ With an asteroid belt

How does the moon keep its pants up? With an asteroid belt.

How does the moon hold up his pants_ With an asteroid belt

How does the moon hold up his pants? With an asteroid belt.

Why did the moon go to the bank_ To change its quarters!

Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its quarters!

I tried to catch the moon, but I missed it by a night.

I tried to catch the moon, but I missed it by a night.

What’s the moon’s favorite TV show_ Moonlighting

What’s the moon’s favorite TV show? Moonlighting.

Why did the moon get a job_ It needed to moonlight

Why did the moon get a job? It needed to moonlight.

What does the moon use to clean the sea_ A meteor shower!

What does the moon use to clean the sea? A meteor shower!

The moon’s car broke down because it had a bad crater.

The moon’s car broke down because it had a bad crater.

Why is the moon bald_ It has no hair, it has craters!

Why is the moon bald? It has no hair, it has craters!

Why did the moon break up with the sun_ It needed its space!

Why did the moon break up with the sun? It needed its space.

What do you call a famous moon_ A star!

What do you call a famous moon? A star!

Did you hear about the moon party_ It was out of this world!

Did you hear about the moon party? It was out of this world!

What did the romantic moon say_ I love you to the moon and back!

What did the romantic moon say? I love you to the moon and back!

What’s the moon’s favorite gum_ Orbit

What’s the moon’s favorite gum? Orbit.

Why do astronauts love the moon_ It’s a blast!

Why do astronauts love the moon? It’s a blast!

Moon told me he’s not broke, just waning.

Moon told me he’s not broke, just waning.

Why didn’t the moon finish its meal_ It was full

Why didn’t the moon finish its meal? It was full.

How do you organize an astronomy party_ You planet with the moon!

How do you organize a party on the moon? You planet.

What do you do when the moon comes up_ Give it a big lunar welcome!

What do you do when the moon comes up? Give it a big lunar welcome!

Ever dated the moon_ It’s no walk in the park, but it has its phases

Ever dated the moon? It’s no walk in the park, but it has its phases.

Why do werewolves stay at a hotel on the moon_ For the howl-iday view!

Why do werewolves stay at a hotel on the moon? For the howl-iday view!

The moon’s stories are waning on me.

The moon’s stories are waning on me.

What’s the moon’s favorite gum_ Orbit (2)

What’s the moon’s favorite gum? Orbit.

What do you do when the moon throws a tantrum_ Give it some space

What do you do when the moon throws a tantrum? Give it some space.

How did the moon clean the river_ It used a meteor shower!

How did the moon clean the river? It used a meteor shower!

Moon puns_ That’s one small step for a man…

Moon puns? That’s one small step for a man…

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail_ Great food, no atmosphere

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? Great food, no atmosphere.

The moon's an artist, its medium_ crater

The moon’s an artist, its medium: crater.

What does a moon do when it loses its car keys_ It goes meteor hunting

What does a moon do when it loses its car keys? It goes meteor hunting.

Why are moon jokes always funny_ They’re out of this world

Why are moon jokes always funny? They’re out of this world.

Why don’t secret agents go to the moon_ Because it’s full of spies in the sky!

Why don’t secret agents go to the moon? Because it’s full of spies in the sky!

The moon’s favorite movie_ New Moon on Monday

The moon’s favorite movie? New Moon on Monday.

What’s a moon’s favorite game_ Hide and Earth-seek

What’s a moon’s favorite game? Hide and Earth-seek.

Why did the moon flood the bathroom_ It wanted a sea of tranquility

Why did the moon flood the bathroom? It wanted a sea of tranquility.

Why are people bored by moon jokes_ They lack atmosphere!

Why are people bored by moon jokes? They lack atmosphere!

The moon doesn’t get phased by criticism

The moon doesn’t get phased by criticism.

What do you call a lunar rave_ A moon dance

What do you call a lunar rave? A moon dance.

If you like moon jokes, I promise they’re not all that cheesy

If you like moon jokes, I promise they’re not all that cheesy.

How do you organize an astronomy party_ You planet with the moon!

How do you organize an astronomy party? You planet with the moon!

The moon is single. It’s looking for someone to eclipse its heart

The moon is single. It’s looking for someone to eclipse its heart.

What do you get when you cross a moon and a sheep_ A space baa-a-a-rn

What do you get when you cross a moon and a sheep? A space baa-a-a-rn.

The moon threw a party_ Yes, it was a star-studded event

The moon threw a party? Yes, it was a star-studded event.

Why did the moon refuse to eat dessert_ It was waning

Why did the moon refuse to eat dessert? It was waning.

How does the moon run the bases_ From dust to dawn

How does the moon run the bases? From dust to dawn.

How does the moon cut its pizza_ With a space slicer

How does the moon cut its pizza? With a space slicer.

Why did the moon stop dieting_ It couldn’t eclipse

Why did the moon stop dieting? It couldn’t eclipse.

What does the moon wear to a wedding_ A space suit!

What does the moon wear to a wedding? A space suit!

The moon is out! It’s celebrating another crater good night

The moon is out! It’s celebrating another crater good night.

What kind of computer does the moon have_ A mac-in-the-moon

What kind of computer does the moon have? A mac-in-the-moon.

The moon in jeans_ Yes, it has craters and all

The moon in jeans? Yes, it has craters and all.

How does the moon hold up its pants_ With an asteroid belt

How does the moon hold up its pants? With an asteroid belt.

Why do I love moon jokes_ Because they peak at night

Why do I love moon jokes? Because they peak at night.

What did Mars say to Saturn_ Give me a ring when you get to the moon!

What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring when you get to the moon!

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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