You’ve got me over the moon!
Why did the moon stop going out to dinner? It lost its atmosphere.
Don’t worry, it’s just a phase.
What does the moon do when it needs a haircut? Eclipse it!
I’m a lunatic for lunar jokes.
Why is the moon a terrible gossip? It has too many phases.
The moon’s job? To light up the night.
What kind of music do moons like? Neptunes!
Moon, you’re really good at your job!
How does the moon organize a party? It planets.
Just a full moon doing its part-time light job.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter, but the moon graduated with flying colors.
Love you to the moon and back—no returns!
What’s the moon’s favorite restaurant? The Milky Way.
You think moon jokes are bad? I find them crater good!
Why was the moon so calm during the eclipse? It just phased out.
Was the moon tired? Yes, it was waning.
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it’s full!
The moon likes to gossip; it’s always circling around.
What did the moon say to the comedian? You’re cratering!
Guess what I heard? Straight from the moon’s mouth.
Why are moon rocks tastier than Earth rocks? They’re meteor.
Why did the moon skip dessert? It was full.
What do you call a clock on the moon? A lunartick.
The moon never texts back; it just waxes and wanes.
Why did the moon get a job? It needed to earn some moon-lah.
Can the sun make friends with the moon? Eclipse it.
How do moon footballers stay hydrated? They drink Power-Ade, because Gatorade is for Earthlings!
The moon’s bakery is doing well; business is crescent.
Why was the moon tired of fast food? It wanted something light.
What do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick.
How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
Why don’t we send cows to the moon? Because the atmosphere isn’t dairy good.
Full moon tonight, guess it’s time to lighten up.
Why did the moon break up with the sun? It needed its space!
The moon loves to moonlight as a comedian.
How do you throw a space party? You planet with the moon!
The moon had a full night, now it’s waning.
What do you call a lunar tick? A space bug!
The moon’s favorite game? Hide and seek.
Why did the moon start a bakery? It wanted to make moon pies.
Don’t mind the moon, it’s just going through a phase.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had cold hands.
Why did the moon vanish? It needed its space.
What do you call a moon out of orbit? A Lunatic.
The moon’s favorite play? It’s a mystery—very lunar.
How does the moon keep its pants up? With an asteroid belt.
How does the moon hold up his pants? With an asteroid belt.
Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its quarters!
I tried to catch the moon, but I missed it by a night.
What’s the moon’s favorite TV show? Moonlighting.
Why did the moon get a job? It needed to moonlight.
What does the moon use to clean the sea? A meteor shower!
The moon’s car broke down because it had a bad crater.
Why is the moon bald? It has no hair, it has craters!
Why did the moon break up with the sun? It needed its space.
What do you call a famous moon? A star!
Did you hear about the moon party? It was out of this world!
What did the romantic moon say? I love you to the moon and back!
What’s the moon’s favorite gum? Orbit.
Why do astronauts love the moon? It’s a blast!
Moon told me he’s not broke, just waning.
Why didn’t the moon finish its meal? It was full.
How do you organize a party on the moon? You planet.
What do you do when the moon comes up? Give it a big lunar welcome!
Ever dated the moon? It’s no walk in the park, but it has its phases.
Why do werewolves stay at a hotel on the moon? For the howl-iday view!
The moon’s stories are waning on me.
What’s the moon’s favorite gum? Orbit.
What do you do when the moon throws a tantrum? Give it some space.
How did the moon clean the river? It used a meteor shower!
Moon puns? That’s one small step for a man…
Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? Great food, no atmosphere.
The moon’s an artist, its medium: crater.
What does a moon do when it loses its car keys? It goes meteor hunting.
Why are moon jokes always funny? They’re out of this world.
Why don’t secret agents go to the moon? Because it’s full of spies in the sky!
The moon’s favorite movie? New Moon on Monday.
What’s a moon’s favorite game? Hide and Earth-seek.
Why did the moon flood the bathroom? It wanted a sea of tranquility.
Why are people bored by moon jokes? They lack atmosphere!
The moon doesn’t get phased by criticism.
What do you call a lunar rave? A moon dance.
If you like moon jokes, I promise they’re not all that cheesy.
How do you organize an astronomy party? You planet with the moon!
The moon is single. It’s looking for someone to eclipse its heart.
What do you get when you cross a moon and a sheep? A space baa-a-a-rn.
The moon threw a party? Yes, it was a star-studded event.
Why did the moon refuse to eat dessert? It was waning.
How does the moon run the bases? From dust to dawn.
How does the moon cut its pizza? With a space slicer.
Why did the moon stop dieting? It couldn’t eclipse.
What does the moon wear to a wedding? A space suit!
The moon is out! It’s celebrating another crater good night.
What kind of computer does the moon have? A mac-in-the-moon.
The moon in jeans? Yes, it has craters and all.
How does the moon hold up its pants? With an asteroid belt.
Why do I love moon jokes? Because they peak at night.
What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring when you get to the moon!