Why did the music teacher go to jail? For notating in the wrong key!
I’d tell you a joke about a staccato but it’s too short.
What’s a composer’s favorite game? Haydn and seek.
Why do pianists always laugh? Because they find the keys tickling!
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guaca-roll.
How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue.
Don’t fret, the guitar is here to play.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
I’d tell you a joke about the bass, but you might not get the drop of it.
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? He was Haydn.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone, of course!
What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell.
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na!
Why did the music note break up with the other? It needed more space.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music!
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless, of course, you play bass.
How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.
Why did the musician get into trouble? He was in treble.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.
Why was the piano locked up? It was a repeat offender and always getting into treble.
Why did the belt get arrested at the concert? It held up a pair of notes.
What kind of music are balloons scared of? Pop music!
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
I’d tell you a joke about a rest, but I need a break.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.
Why do seagulls fly over concert halls? Because they love the high Cs.
Why did the girl sit on the ladder during music class? She wanted to reach the high notes.
Never date a tennis player, love means nothing to them. Music, however, is full of meaning!
What do you call a musical insect? A humbug.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.
Why did the fish make such a good musician? He knew his scales.
The musician couldn’t find his keys, but he did find the piano.
Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument? With a tuba glue.
What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music? Swing!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to choir? To reach the high notes.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
What do you call a singing computer? A-Dell.
Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano!
Why did the musician sit on a pumpkin? He wanted to play squash.
Why do orchestras barely make ends meet? Too much sax and violins.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and Beethoven!
What’s a golf clubs favorite music? Swing.
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm? A tattoo.
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards? New Age music.
I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about a sharp. He said, “Never mind, I’ll just B flat.”
How do you make a jazz fan? Start a blues fan off on improvisation.
What do you say when you’re comforting a gramophone? “Don’t worry, I record your feelings.”
Why did the musician get a parking ticket? He was caught playing in a no-parking zone.
Why did the musician take a fishing rod? He wanted to catch a tune.
How do you make a bandstand? Remove their chairs.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts for it, but they sure can play the xylobone.
Why did the piano break up with the accordion? There was too much baggage.
What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program? Too much sax and violins.
What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized toucan play at that game.
Why do choir boys always carry a pencil? To draw the notes.
Why did the music note go to jail? Because it was accused of causing treble.
What’s Beethoven doing now? Decomposing.
Don’t date a musician. They’ll just string you along.
What’s the most musical part of your body? Your nose, because it can blow and run.
How do you fix a tuba? With a tuba toothpaste.
Why did the musician climb the ladder? To reach the high notes.
Why did the musician sit on a ladder? They wanted to hit the high notes.
What do you call a fruit that sings rock music? Elvis Presley.
What type of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
Why was the musician a good detective? He always had a clef lead.
Why did the music teacher go to the ladder store? To reach the high notes.
How do you know if a soprano is at your door? She can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.
Why do pianists hate sports? Because they hate losing their keys.
Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects.
What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs? A tyranno-chorus.
Why did the girl bring a ladder to choir practice? She wanted to hit the high notes.
How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.
What’s a cat’s favorite musical instrument? The purrcussion.
Why did the musician keep all his guitars in the attic? He loved playing high notes!
What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.
Why was the musician a good detective? He always had a clef lead.
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? They kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach!
How do you make a goldfish sing? Put it in a school choir.
How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, but it lets out a little wine.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.
What do you call an outlaw who steals music? A gangster of love.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.
Why did the music teacher go to jail? He was in treble.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major.
What type of music are balloons scared of? Pop music!
Why did the musician go to jail? He was caught stealing notes.
What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell.
Why did the musician break up with the calendar? Its days were numbered!
Why do cows sing? Because they like to be moooo-sical!
How do you make a bandstand? Steal their chairs.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere? Litterachy.