Music Puns and Jokes

Why did the music teacher go to jail_ For notating in the wrong key!

Why did the music teacher go to jail? For notating in the wrong key!

I'd tell you a joke about a staccato but it's too short

I’d tell you a joke about a staccato but it’s too short.

What's a composer's favorite game_ Haydn and seek

What’s a composer’s favorite game? Haydn and seek.

Why do pianists always laugh_ Because they find the keys tickling!

Why do pianists always laugh? Because they find the keys tickling!

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys_ He was playing by ear

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

What’s an avocado's favorite music_ Guaca-roll

What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guaca-roll.

How do you fix a broken tuba_ With a tuba glue

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue.

Don’t fret, the guitar is here to play

Don’t fret, the guitar is here to play.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft_ A flat minor

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

I'd tell you a joke about the bass, but you might not get the drop of it

I’d tell you a joke about the bass, but you might not get the drop of it.

Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer_ He was Haydn

Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? He was Haydn.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument_ The trom-bone, of course!

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone, of course!

What do you call a singing laptop_ A Dell

What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell.

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit_ Ba-na-na-na!

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na!

Why did the music note break up with the other_ It needed more space

Why did the music note break up with the other? It needed more space.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft_ A flat miner

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

What kind of music are balloons afraid of_ Pop music!

What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music!

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless, of course, you play bass

You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless, of course, you play bass.

How do you make a bandstand_ Take away their chairs

How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.

Why did the musician get into trouble_ He was in treble

Why did the musician get into trouble? He was in treble.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument_ A moo-sician

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.

Why was the piano locked up_ It was a repeat offender and always getting into treble

Why was the piano locked up? It was a repeat offender and always getting into treble.

Why did the belt get arrested at the concert_ It held up a pair of notes

Why did the belt get arrested at the concert? It held up a pair of notes.

What kind of music are balloons scared of_ Pop music!

What kind of music are balloons scared of? Pop music!

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer_ Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

I'd tell you a joke about a rest, but I need a break

I’d tell you a joke about a rest, but I need a break.

What's an avocado’s favorite music_ Guac 'n' roll

What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.

Why do seagulls fly over concert halls_ Because they love the high Cs

Why do seagulls fly over concert halls? Because they love the high Cs.

Why did the girl sit on the ladder during music class_ She wanted to reach the high notes

Why did the girl sit on the ladder during music class? She wanted to reach the high notes.

Never date a tennis player, love means nothing to them. Music, however, is full of meaning!

Never date a tennis player, love means nothing to them. Music, however, is full of meaning!

What do you call a musical insect_ A humbug

What do you call a musical insect? A humbug.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument_ A moo-sician

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.

Why did the fish make such a good musician_ He knew his scales

Why did the fish make such a good musician? He knew his scales.

The musician couldn’t find his keys, but he did find the piano

The musician couldn’t find his keys, but he did find the piano.

Why was the musician arrested_ He got in treble

Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.

How do you fix a broken brass instrument_ With a tuba glue

How do you fix a broken brass instrument? With a tuba glue.

What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music_ Swing!

What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music? Swing!

Why did the girl bring a ladder to choir_ To reach the high notes

Why did the girl bring a ladder to choir? To reach the high notes.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other_ They don’t have the guts

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

What do you call an elf who sings_ A wrapper!

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

What do you call a singing computer_ A-Dell

What do you call a singing computer? A-Dell.

Where did the music teacher leave her keys_ In the piano!

Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano!

Why did the musician sit on a pumpkin_ He wanted to play squash

Why did the musician sit on a pumpkin? He wanted to play squash.

Why do orchestras barely make ends meet_ Too much sax and violins

Why do orchestras barely make ends meet? Too much sax and violins.

Why did the tomato turn red_ Because it saw the salad dressing and Beethoven!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and Beethoven!

What’s a golf clubs favorite music_ Swing

What’s a golf clubs favorite music? Swing.

What concert costs just 45 cents_ 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm_ A tattoo

What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm? A tattoo.

What do you get when you play New Age music backwards_ New Age music

What do you get when you play New Age music backwards? New Age music.

I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about a sharp. He said, _Never mind, I'll just B flat

I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about a sharp. He said, “Never mind, I’ll just B flat.”

How do you make a jazz fan_ Start a blues fan off on improvisation

How do you make a jazz fan? Start a blues fan off on improvisation.

What do you say when you’re comforting a gramophone_ _Don't worry, I record your feelings

What do you say when you’re comforting a gramophone? “Don’t worry, I record your feelings.”

Why did the musician get a parking ticket_ He was caught playing in a no-parking zone

Why did the musician get a parking ticket? He was caught playing in a no-parking zone.

Why did the musician take a fishing rod_ He wanted to catch a tune

Why did the musician take a fishing rod? He wanted to catch a tune.

How do you make a bandstand_ Remove their chairs

How do you make a bandstand? Remove their chairs.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other_ They don’t have the guts for it, but they sure can play the xylobone

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts for it, but they sure can play the xylobone.

Why did the piano break up with the accordion_ There was too much baggage

Why did the piano break up with the accordion? There was too much baggage.

What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program_ Too much sax and violins

What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program? Too much sax and violins.

What's green and sings_ Elvis Parsley

What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized toucan play at that game.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized toucan play at that game.

Why do choir boys always carry a pencil_ To draw the notes

Why do choir boys always carry a pencil? To draw the notes.

Why did the music note go to jail_ Because it was accused of causing treble

Why did the music note go to jail? Because it was accused of causing treble.

What’s Beethoven doing now_ Decomposing

What’s Beethoven doing now? Decomposing.

Don't date a musician. They'll just string you along

Don’t date a musician. They’ll just string you along.

What's the most musical part of your body_ Your nose, because it can blow and run

What’s the most musical part of your body? Your nose, because it can blow and run.

How do you fix a tuba_ With a tuba toothpaste

How do you fix a tuba? With a tuba toothpaste.

Why did the musician climb the ladder_ To reach the high notes

Why did the musician climb the ladder? To reach the high notes.

Why did the musician sit on a ladder_ They wanted to hit the high notes

Why did the musician sit on a ladder? They wanted to hit the high notes.

What do you call a fruit that sings rock music_ Elvis Presley

What do you call a fruit that sings rock music? Elvis Presley.

What type of music do mummies listen to_ Wrap music

What type of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.

Why was the musician a good detective_ He always had a clef lead

Why was the musician a good detective? He always had a clef lead.

Why did the music teacher go to the ladder store_ To reach the high notes

Why did the music teacher go to the ladder store? To reach the high notes.

How do you know if a soprano is at your door_ She can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in

How do you know if a soprano is at your door? She can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.

Why do pianists hate sports_ Because they hate losing their keys

Why do pianists hate sports? Because they hate losing their keys.

Why did the music teacher go to jail_ Because she got caught with too many sharp objects

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects.

What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs_ A tyranno-chorus

What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs? A tyranno-chorus.

Why did the girl bring a ladder to choir practice_ She wanted to hit the high notes

Why did the girl bring a ladder to choir practice? She wanted to hit the high notes.

How do you make a bandstand_ Take away their chairs

How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.

What's a cat's favorite musical instrument_ The purrcussion

What’s a cat’s favorite musical instrument? The purrcussion.

Why did the musician keep all his guitars in the attic_ He loved playing high notes!

Why did the musician keep all his guitars in the attic? He loved playing high notes!

What do you call a musician with problems_ A trebled man

What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.

Why was the musician a good detective_ He always had a clef lead

Why was the musician a good detective? He always had a clef lead.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens_ They kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach!

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? They kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach!

How do you make a goldfish sing_ Put it in a school choir

How do you make a goldfish sing? Put it in a school choir.

How do you make a bandstand_ Take away their chairs

How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on_ Nothing, but it lets out a little wine

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, but it lets out a little wine.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot_ A carrot

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested_ For fingering a minor

Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.

What do you call an outlaw who steals music_ A gangster of love

What do you call an outlaw who steals music? A gangster of love.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft_ A flat minor

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.

Why did the music teacher go to jail_ He was in treble

Why did the music teacher go to jail? He was in treble.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base_ A flat major

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major.

What type of music are balloons scared of_ Pop music!

What type of music are balloons scared of? Pop music!

Why did the musician go to jail_ He was caught stealing notes

Why did the musician go to jail? He was caught stealing notes.

What do you call a singing laptop_ A Dell

What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell.

Why did the musician break up with the calendar_ Its days were numbered!

Why did the musician break up with the calendar? Its days were numbered!

Why do cows sing_ Because they like to be moooo-sical!

Why do cows sing? Because they like to be moooo-sical!

How do you make a bandstand_ Steal their chairs

How do you make a bandstand? Steal their chairs.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument_ The trom-bone, of course!

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.

What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere_ Litterachy

What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere? Litterachy.

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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