Why don’t ninjas play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them!
What’s a ninja’s favorite drink? Karatea!
Why did the ninja go to school? To improve his stealth in “class”!
What do you call a ninja who’s always lying? A flip-flop.
How do you know if a ninja’s been in your fridge? You don’t, until your snacks are gone.
Why are ninjas bad at soccer? Because they’re always trying to stay in the shadows.
What did the ninja say to the samurai? Nothing, he’s a ninja.
Why did the ninja refuse to fight the ocean? Too many waves.
What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes? Sneakers.
How do ninjas learn to climb walls? By taking courses in scaling down.
Why don’t ninjas make good comedians? Their jokes always vanish without a trace.
What do you call a ninja’s getaway vehicle? A getaway cart-in.
How does a ninja greet his friends? Hi-ya!
Why did the ninja cross the road? To sneak up on the other side.
What did the ninja order at the seafood restaurant? Stealth and chips.
How do ninjas like their coffee? Silent, but deadly.
Why was the ninja so good at baseball? He always found the sweet spot.
What’s a ninja’s favorite ice cream flavor? Van-ish-illa.
Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the party? To take it to the next level.
What do you call a ninja who loves dessert? A silent treat-eater.
Why don’t ninjas use social media? They’re too good at “ghosting.”
What do ninjas eat for breakfast? Shadow-flakes.
Why did the ninja get promoted? Because he was a cut above the rest.
How do you know if a ninja is sleeping? You don’t, they’re that stealthy.
Why did the ninja fail his driving test? He kept disappearing.
What’s a ninja’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a lot of action scenes.
Why are ninjas great at chess? They always make the first move in silence.
How do you find a ninja at a party? You don’t, they find you.
Why don’t ninjas need a flashlight? Because they’re always in the dark.
What’s a ninja’s favorite type of dog? A sneak-a-poodle.
How do ninjas stay fit? They sneak up on their workouts.
What did the ninja say when he won the lottery? Nothing, he’s a ninja.
Why did the ninja wear shoes? To sneak a peek.
What do you call a ninja with a broken sword? A chopstick.
How do you make a ninja laugh? You can’t, they’re too stealthy.
Why did the ninja get detention? He was caught skipping class.
What’s a ninja’s favorite dessert? Shadow cake.
Why did the ninja refuse dessert? He was already feeling stealthy.
How do ninjas stay invisible? They use vanish detergent.
Why don’t ninjas ever get caught? They’re masters of the sneak attack.
What’s a ninja’s least favorite vegetable? Leeks!
Why did the ninja join the circus? To be the silent performer.
How do you surprise a ninja? You can’t, they’re always one step ahead.
Why was the ninja always calm? He practiced hidden meditation.
What’s a ninja’s favorite fruit? Stealthberries.
How do you compliment a ninja? Very carefully!
Why don’t ninjas need vacations? They’re always hiding in plain sight.
What do ninjas call their business meetings? Sneak previews.
Why did the ninja get kicked out of the zoo? He was too good at blending in.
How do you defeat a ninja? Good luck trying!
Ninjas always find their way out, they’re just that cleaver.
That ninja’s jokes really slice through the competition.
Ninjas don’t need directions; they always find their way stealth.
When ninjas get married, they exchange cutting remarks.
Ninjas never miss a deadline; they always get their slice of the action.
The ninja ordered takeout because he wanted a quick ninja roll.
Ninjas make great spies; they know how to throw people off.
Ninjas love their tea; it’s always a stealth brew.
A ninja’s favorite dessert?t Silent treats.
Ninjas don’t make mistakes; they just have missed-stealths.
Ninjas never complain; they take it all in silent stride.
Ninjas don’t need locks; they always know how to break into a scene.
Ninjas never get lost; they always navigate by shuriken stars.
Ninjas love quiet parties; they enjoy a good sneak attack.
Ninjas don’t do small talk; they prefer silent communication.
Ninjas are great at hide-and-seek; they always win without a trace.
Ninjas don’t sweat the small stuff; they cut right to the point.
Ninjas always keep it sharp; they never dull the moment.
Ninjas love Halloween; it’s their time to shine in the dark.
Ninjas don’t need GPS; they always know the stealthiest routes.
Ninjas have great focus; they never blade on their training.
Ninjas enjoy sushi; it’s the perfect stealth food.
Ninjas don’t need fancy gear; they rely on their cutting edge skills.
Ninjas love movies; especially those with a good slice of action.
Ninjas have great reflexes; they never miss a silent beat.
Ninjas are always calm; they practice hidden zen.
Ninjas make great friends; they always have your back (even if you don’t see them).
Ninjas don’t need loud alarms; they wake up on silent ninja time.
Ninjas are always on time; they can slice through traffic.
Ninjas have a great sense of humor; they love a good stealth joke.
Ninjas love martial arts; it’s their way of staying in ninja shape.
Ninjas never gossip; they believe in silent discretion.
Ninjas don’t need applause; they perform for the stealth of it.
Ninjas enjoy quiet walks; it’s their time to reflect and deflect.
Ninjas don’t fear the dark; they blend right in.
Ninjas have great intuition; they always know when to strike.
Ninjas love puzzles; they enjoy a good brain slice.
Ninjas don’t procrastinate; they act with silent precision.
Ninjas make great chefs; their knife skills are unmatched.
Ninjas don’t wear watches; they always have a stealthy sense of time.
Ninjas don’t need loud music; they dance to the rhythm of silence.
Ninjas are great at gardening; they know how to prune without a sound.
Ninjas don’t need flashlights; they navigate by stealthlight.
Ninjas love reading; they enjoy a good silent story.
Ninjas don’t brag; they let their actions speak for themselves.
Ninjas have a cutting wit; their humor is always on point.
Ninjas don’t need mirrors; they have a reflective nature.
Ninjas love the night; it’s their time to shine in the shadows.
Ninjas never get caught off guard; they’re always on high alert.
Ninjas enjoy quiet cafes; it’s their favorite place to sip and stealth.