Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed!
You’ve got to brush up on your painting skills.
What does a painter do to secure their house? Put on another coat.
Easel does it!
Why do artists never win at hide and seek? Good painters are always spotted.
I’m not a fan of surrealism, but I can draw some conclusions.
What kind of paintings do cows like? Moo-net.
Artists really know how to frame a conversation.
What’s an artist’s favorite place at school? The drawing board.
That new art shop is making quite an impressionist.
Why did the painter bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
Let’s get this portrait-y started!
What do you call a painting of a cat? A paw-trait.
Some artists are traditionally good, but I like the ones who mix it up.
Why are artists no good at football? They keep drawing matches.
Gogh big or gogh home!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot painting!
Canvas a few friends to join us at the gallery.
How does an artist get into their house? With a canvas key.
Keep calm and carry on painting.
What’s a painter’s favorite drink? A brush on the rocks.
Don’t just think outside the box—paint it!
Why did the painter go to the psychologist? He had too many strokes.
Art teachers color the world with creativity.
How do you discipline a painting? Give it a good frame.
I’ve got an art studio, where the magic canvas.
Why was the painting always in trouble? It was a little sketchy.
Don’t be afraid to make a little art-ruption.
What did one painting say to the other? “I’m in the frame of mind for art.”
Life without art is just eh, so let’s paint the town!
What happens when an artist has a bad day? They lose the art of conversation.
I’m quite drawn to your artwork.
Why did the painting go on vacation? It needed a little brush with nature.
Paint me like one of your French girls.
What did the artist wear to the wedding? A paint suit.
Always look at the bigger pigment.
How do paintings stay warm in winter? They put on another coat of paint.
Artists like to brush it off.
Why was the art book sad? It had too many problems.
Palette’s nothing a good painting can’t fix.
How do you get an art student off your porch? Pay for the pizza.
When in doubt, brush it out.
Why did the artist paint their boat? To make it seaworthy.
Trying to get the artist’s attention? Just canvas them!
What do you call an artist who sculpts with metal? A heavy metal artist.
That artwork’s so good it was stealing the spotlight, now it’s framed!
Why are art thieves so good at their job? They can draw a crowd away.
I’m a hue man, I love colors.
What do you get when you cross an artist with a police officer? A brush with the law.
Artists love misty landscapes—they’re quite into the fog-ure.
Why did the artist put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets.
We’re not playing by the books—we’re coloring outside the lines.
Why do artists always carry pencils? To sketch out their plans.
I’ve got to paint my mind about this art piece.
Why did the artist draw a cow? He wanted to moo-ve people.
You’re never too old for an artventure.
What’s an artist’s favorite game? Pictionary.
Make no mi-stake, only happy accidents.
Why was the painter afraid he might go to hell? He had too many sketchy deals.
Don’t be afraid to make a scene with your paintings.
What did the competitive painter say to his rival? “I challenge you to a draw!”
Artists never dye, they just fade away.
How do artists greet each other? “Yellow, how blue you?”
You need more art-itude!
What do artists do when they get cold? Stand closer to the heater and draw warmth.
Every canvas is a journey all its own.
Why do artists always carry a pencil behind their ear? In case they come across a good sketch.
Artists believe in a thing called art.
What did the artist say after finishing a painting? “It’s easel-y my best work!”
That landscape painting is hill-arious.
Why did the artist marry his muse? She painted his life in beautiful colors.
I’m not lion, that animal portrait is great!
Why don’t artists ever lose? Because they know all the angles.
If you can’t draw with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
What’s an artist’s favorite mode of transportation? A paint van.
Art is all about finding the inner-peace of mind.
Why don’t artists like fast food? It’s not their taste of palette.
I’m getting a sense of déjà-view from this painting.
Why did the artist go to prison? He had a brush with the law.
I’m not a great artist, but I can picture us together.
How do you know an artist is successful? They draw a big crowd.
When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine in your painting.
What do you call an artist who sculpts with ice? A cool artist.
Art is a way of survival—it’s about making your canvas.
How do artists do in school? They’re great at drawing conclusions.
Never leaf a painting unfinished.
What do you call an artist who uses cheese in their artwork? Gouda at art.
Are you a painting? Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
Why did the artist eat his paint? He felt his life needed more color.
Don’t just make an impression—leave a stroke!
What do you call a painting done by a cat? A paw-trait.
There’s an art to knowing when to keep painting.
How do you cheer up an artist? Give them an en-canvas-ing hug.
Why go to a gallery when I can just look at you? You’re a masterpiece.
Why do painters always fall for their models? They find them picture-perfect.
Keep your friends close and your paints closer.
What do you call an artist who loves math? A graphic designer.
Watercolor you doing today? Painting, I hope!
Why did the artist stare at the can of tomato soup? He hoped it would inspire another Campbell’s soup can painting!
Artists are never board—they always have a canvas to work on.