Penguin Puns and Jokes

Let’s break the ice!

Let’s break the ice!

What do penguins wear to the beach_ A beak-ini!

What do penguins wear to the beach? A beak-ini!

Ice to meet you!

Ice to meet you!

How do penguins build their houses_ Igloos it together

How do penguins build their houses? Igloos it together.

Waddle I do without you

Waddle I do without you?

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert_ Lost

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.

Chill out with the penguin puns.

Chill out with the penguin puns.

Why don’t you ever see penguins in the UK_ Because they’re afraid of Wales!

Why don’t you ever see penguins in the UK? Because they’re afraid of Wales!

Have an ice day!

Have an ice day!

What do penguins eat for lunch_ Ice-burgers!

What do penguins eat for lunch? Ice-burgers!

You're so cool, you have to wear a tux.

You’re so cool, you have to wear a tux.

Why did the penguin bring a stick to the party_ He wanted to break the ice

Why did the penguin bring a stick to the party? He wanted to break the ice.

Just _wing_ it!

Just “wing” it!

What’s a penguin’s favorite relative_ Aunt-Arctica!

What’s a penguin’s favorite relative? Aunt-Arctica!

Penguins are always dressed to chill.

Penguins are always dressed to chill.

How does a penguin build its house_ Igloos it together

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

Let's slide into some fun.

Let’s slide into some fun.

What do penguins sing on a birthday_ Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What do penguins sing on a birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Just waddling through life.

Just waddling through life.

Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks_ Because they don’t have any pockets!

Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks? Because they don’t have any pockets!

Keep calm and waddle on.

Keep calm and waddle on.

What do you call a happy penguin_ A pen-grin

What do you call a happy penguin? A pen-grin.

You must be ice-cold under pressure.

You must be ice-cold under pressure.

Why did the penguin cross the road_ To go with the floe

Why did the penguin cross the road? To go with the floe.

Chillin’ like a penguin.

Chillin’ like a penguin.

How does a penguin make pancakes_ With its flippers!

How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!

Waddle we do next

Waddle we do next?

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert_ Lost

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? Lost.

Beak-ause I said so!

Beak-ause I said so!

Why do penguins like online shopping_ They can’t get enough of the ice deals

Why do penguins like online shopping? They can’t get enough of the ice deals.

You’re one cool flightless bird

You’re one cool flightless bird.

What do penguin spies do_ Go undercover

What do penguin spies do? Go undercover.

Flipping over these puns!

Flipping over these puns!

Why did the penguin sit on the marshmallow_ He didn’t want to fall into the hot chocolate

Why did the penguin sit on the marshmallow? He didn’t want to fall into the hot chocolate.

Tuxedo you think you are

Tuxedo you think you are?

Why did one penguin say to the other at the movies_ _Shhh, I’m trying to watch the ice capades

Why did one penguin say to the other at the movies? “Shhh, I’m trying to watch the ice capades.”

Snow laughing matter!

Snow laughing matter!

How do penguins keep in touch_ With an icy-phone

How do penguins keep in touch? With an icy-phone.

P-p-pick up a penguin.

P-p-pick up a penguin.

What do penguins do when they first meet_ Break the ice

What do penguins do when they first meet? Break the ice.

Waddle in the world is going on

Waddle in the world is going on?

What games do penguins play at parties_ Ice Spy

What games do penguins play at parties? Ice Spy.

Stay frosty, my friends

Stay frosty, my friends.

What do you call a penguin with no eye_ Pengun

What do you call a penguin with no eye? Pengun.

I'm a bird of sophistication—I wear a tux every day

I’m a bird of sophistication—I wear a tux every day.

Why did the penguin eat fish after fish_ He was trying to find the one that got away

Why did the penguin eat fish after fish? He was trying to find the one that got away.

It’s snow joke hanging with you!

It’s snow joke hanging with you!

What’s black and white and goes round and round_ A penguin in a revolving door

What’s black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in a revolving door.

Waddle you know, here comes another pun.

Waddle you know, here comes another pun.

What kind of fish do penguins catch at night_ Starfish

What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.

Not all birds fly; some prefer to chill.

Not all birds fly; some prefer to chill.

Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks_ Because they don’t have pockets!

Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks? Because they don’t have pockets!

Let's go on an ice-capade.

Let’s go on an ice-capade.

What’s black and white and red all over_ A penguin with a sunburn

What’s black, white, and red all over? A penguin with a sunburn!

This weather's perfect for ice fishing, said the penguin

This weather’s perfect for ice fishing, said the penguin.

Why was the penguin a good race driver_ Because he’s always in the pole position

Why was the penguin a good race driver? Because he’s always in the pole position.

No one throws cooler parties than penguins.

No one throws cooler parties than penguins.

What do penguins wear on their heads_ Ice caps!

What do penguins wear on their heads? Ice caps!

I’m not fat, I’m just fluffed up.

I’m not fat, I’m just fluffed up.

Why do penguin chicks hate geometry_ Because of all the _ice_-osceles triangles

Why do penguin chicks hate geometry? Because of all the “ice”-osceles triangles.

Penguins are always dressed to impress.

Penguins are always dressed to impress.

How does a group of penguins make a decision_ Flipper coin

How does a group of penguins make a decision? Flipper coin.

Don't give cold shoulders, give penguin hugs.

Don’t give cold shoulders, give penguin hugs.

What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator_ I don’t know, but don’t try to hug it!

What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator? I don’t know, but don’t try to hug it!

What's black, white, and red_ A sunburnt penguin!

What’s black, white, and red? A sunburnt penguin!

Why are penguins socially skilled_ Because they know how to break the ice

Why are penguins socially skilled? Because they know how to break the ice.

Huddle up—it’s time for a party!

Huddle up—it’s time for a party!

What do penguins eat for a snack_ Brrr-gers

What do penguins eat for a snack? Brrr-gers.

I could tell you a penguin joke, but it might not fly

I could tell you a penguin joke, but it might not fly.

Why did the penguin cross the glacier_ To get to the other tide

Why did the penguin cross the glacier? To get to the other tide.

Wing it with style!

Wing it with style!

What do you call a cold penguin_ A brrr-d

What do you call a cold penguin? A brrr-d.

Our friendship is snow laughing matter.

Our friendship is snow laughing matter.

What’s a penguin’s favorite salad_ Iceberg lettuce

What’s a penguin’s favorite salad? Iceberg lettuce.

Are you squawking to me

Are you squawking to me?

Why don't penguins like talking to strangers at parties_ They find it hard to break the ice

Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers at parties? They find it hard to break the ice.

Iceberg right ahead, captain penguin!

Iceberg right ahead, captain penguin!

How do penguins know when their TV is too loud_ When it starts to krill their ears

How do penguins know when their TV is too loud? When it starts to krill their ears.

Time to put on my ice skates.

Time to put on my ice skates.

What did one penguin say to the other before they made up_ _Let’s break the ice

What did one penguin say to the other before they made up? “Let’s break the ice.”

A penguin’s favorite relative_ Aunt Arctic!

A penguin’s favorite relative? Aunt Arctic!

Why don’t penguins like geometry_ Because they hate square dancing!

Why don’t penguins like geometry? Because they hate square dancing!

You don’t need wings to fly; you need friends

You don’t need wings to fly; you need friends.

What do penguins wear on Halloween_ Ice sheets!

What do penguins wear on Halloween? Ice sheets!

Birds of a feather waddle together.

Birds of a feather waddle together.

How do penguins pass their time in a race_ They just slide through

How do penguins pass their time in a race? They just slide through.

Happy as a penguin with a fish.

Happy as a penguin with a fish.

Why did the penguin become an astronaut_ He wanted to visit Pluto

Why did the penguin become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto.

Brrring on the fun!

Brrring on the fun!

Why don’t penguins like fast food_ Because they can’t catch it!

Why don’t penguins like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!

Let’s shuffle our way to the dance floor.

Let’s shuffle our way to the dance floor.

What do penguins do for fun_ Chill out!

What do penguins do for fun? Chill out!

Tuxedo or not, here I come.

Tuxedo or not, here I come.

Why did the penguin wear glasses_ To improve his ice-sight

Why did the penguin wear glasses? To improve his ice-sight.

It's hard to break the ice, but penguins do it daily.

It’s hard to break the ice, but penguins do it daily.

What kind of fish do penguins never eat_ Clown fish

What kind of fish do penguins never eat? Clown fish.

What’s black, white, and red all over_ A penguin with a sunburn!

What’s black and white and red all over? A penguin with a sunburn.

How do you get in touch with a penguin_ Give him a wing

How do you get in touch with a penguin? Give him a wing.

Penguin puns_ Oh, they're ice-solated incidents!

Penguin puns? Oh, they’re ice-solated incidents!

What’s a penguin's favorite movie genre_ Anything on ice!

What’s a penguin’s favorite movie genre? Anything on ice!

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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