Let’s break the ice!
What do penguins wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
Ice to meet you!
How do penguins build their houses? Igloos it together.
Waddle I do without you?
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.
Chill out with the penguin puns.
Why don’t you ever see penguins in the UK? Because they’re afraid of Wales!
Have an ice day!
What do penguins eat for lunch? Ice-burgers!
You’re so cool, you have to wear a tux.
Why did the penguin bring a stick to the party? He wanted to break the ice.
Just “wing” it!
What’s a penguin’s favorite relative? Aunt-Arctica!
Penguins are always dressed to chill.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Let’s slide into some fun.
What do penguins sing on a birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Just waddling through life.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks? Because they don’t have any pockets!
Keep calm and waddle on.
What do you call a happy penguin? A pen-grin.
You must be ice-cold under pressure.
Why did the penguin cross the road? To go with the floe.
Chillin’ like a penguin.
How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
Waddle we do next?
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? Lost.
Beak-ause I said so!
Why do penguins like online shopping? They can’t get enough of the ice deals.
You’re one cool flightless bird.
What do penguin spies do? Go undercover.
Flipping over these puns!
Why did the penguin sit on the marshmallow? He didn’t want to fall into the hot chocolate.
Tuxedo you think you are?
Why did one penguin say to the other at the movies? “Shhh, I’m trying to watch the ice capades.”
Snow laughing matter!
How do penguins keep in touch? With an icy-phone.
P-p-pick up a penguin.
What do penguins do when they first meet? Break the ice.
Waddle in the world is going on?
What games do penguins play at parties? Ice Spy.
Stay frosty, my friends.
What do you call a penguin with no eye? Pengun.
I’m a bird of sophistication—I wear a tux every day.
Why did the penguin eat fish after fish? He was trying to find the one that got away.
It’s snow joke hanging with you!
What’s black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in a revolving door.
Waddle you know, here comes another pun.
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.
Not all birds fly; some prefer to chill.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks? Because they don’t have pockets!
Let’s go on an ice-capade.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A penguin with a sunburn!
This weather’s perfect for ice fishing, said the penguin.
Why was the penguin a good race driver? Because he’s always in the pole position.
No one throws cooler parties than penguins.
What do penguins wear on their heads? Ice caps!
I’m not fat, I’m just fluffed up.
Why do penguin chicks hate geometry? Because of all the “ice”-osceles triangles.
Penguins are always dressed to impress.
How does a group of penguins make a decision? Flipper coin.
Don’t give cold shoulders, give penguin hugs.
What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator? I don’t know, but don’t try to hug it!
What’s black, white, and red? A sunburnt penguin!
Why are penguins socially skilled? Because they know how to break the ice.
Huddle up—it’s time for a party!
What do penguins eat for a snack? Brrr-gers.
I could tell you a penguin joke, but it might not fly.
Why did the penguin cross the glacier? To get to the other tide.
Wing it with style!
What do you call a cold penguin? A brrr-d.
Our friendship is snow laughing matter.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad? Iceberg lettuce.
Are you squawking to me?
Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers at parties? They find it hard to break the ice.
Iceberg right ahead, captain penguin!
How do penguins know when their TV is too loud? When it starts to krill their ears.
Time to put on my ice skates.
What did one penguin say to the other before they made up? “Let’s break the ice.”
A penguin’s favorite relative? Aunt Arctic!
Why don’t penguins like geometry? Because they hate square dancing!
You don’t need wings to fly; you need friends.
What do penguins wear on Halloween? Ice sheets!
Birds of a feather waddle together.
How do penguins pass their time in a race? They just slide through.
Happy as a penguin with a fish.
Why did the penguin become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto.
Brrring on the fun!
Why don’t penguins like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
Let’s shuffle our way to the dance floor.
What do penguins do for fun? Chill out!
Tuxedo or not, here I come.
Why did the penguin wear glasses? To improve his ice-sight.
It’s hard to break the ice, but penguins do it daily.
What kind of fish do penguins never eat? Clown fish.
What’s black and white and red all over? A penguin with a sunburn.
How do you get in touch with a penguin? Give him a wing.
Penguin puns? Oh, they’re ice-solated incidents!
What’s a penguin’s favorite movie genre? Anything on ice!