100 Pig Jokes: Guaranteed to Make You Squeal with Laughter

Welcome to “100 Pig Jokes: Guaranteed to Make You Squeal with Laughter,” where humor meets our snout-faced friends in a comedic barn dance of puns and laughter. This isn’t just any comedic roundup; it’s a homage to the clever, curly-tailed creatures that have captured our hearts and tickled our funny bones. From the farmyard to the football field, pigs have been the unsung heroes of humor, with their oinks, snouts, and penchant for mudding about, they’re the perfect subjects for a good ol’ jest.

Have you ever wondered why pigs are such popular characters in jokes? Maybe it’s their expressive oinks, their playful antics, or just the way they’re such good sports about their porky predicament. Whatever the reason, pigs make for some of the most entertaining and endearing joke material, and we’ve harvested a crop of the best swine-centric silliness just for you.

In this blog, we delve deep into the sty of humor, rooting out the funniest pig jokes that will have you laughing till the cows come home. We have the classic one-liners, puns that will make you groan and chuckle, and witty quips that only a true pork connoisseur can appreciate. From piglets at play to hogs in the hedge, we cover every snort and squeal.

Whether you’re a fan of farmyard funnies or just looking for a way to lighten up your day, these jokes are the perfect way to bring a little laughter to your life. So, settle in, get comfortable, and prepare to go whole hog into the world of pig jokes. You’ll find jests for kids of all ages, and maybe even learn why you should never play cards with a pig – because they’re likely to play the pig ace!

1. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat!
2. What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!
3. Why are pigs bad at soccer? They always hog the ball.
4. What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? A pork chop!
5. Why did the piglet yell at his sibling? He was being a boar.
6. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine.
7. Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a ham.
8. Why did the pig take a bath? He heard the farmer shout “Hogwash!”
9. What do you call a pig with no ID? Anonymoink.
10. Why don’t pigs give to charity? Because they’re squeal-flush.
11. What’s a pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake.
12. Why did the pig write a book? To prove he wasn’t just a pretty snout.
13. How do you play pig pong? With a ping-pork ball.
14. Why was the pig good at basketball? He always made the bacon shot.
15. What do you call a pig’s home on a beach? A sand swine-castle.
16. What did the pig say on a hot day? I’m bacon out here!
17. What game do pigs play at parties? Squeal of Fortune.
18. Why did the piggy go to the casino? To play the slop machine!
19. How did the pig get to the hospital? By hambulance.
20. Why did the piggy become a plumber? He was good at fixing leaks.
21. Why did the piggy go to art school? He loved to draw his ham.
22. What’s a pig’s favorite street? Mudison Avenue.
23. What do you call a pig that does magic tricks? Pork-cadabra.
24. What’s a pig’s favorite Shakespeare play? Hamlet.
25. Why did the pig stop at the road? He saw the zebra crossing and thought it was a bar code for the market.
26. What did one pig say to the other? “Let’s be pen pals!”
27. Why did the pig start a gardening service? He had a green ham.
28. What do you call a lazy pig? A board hog.
29. Why did the pig become a secret agent? He was the best in his field at slop-tactics.
30. What do you call a pig who’s wrong? Mistaken bacon.
31. Why was the pig given a trophy? He was outstanding in his field.
32. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Dis-grunt-led.
33. Why did the pig join the army? He wanted to be a ham-battant.
34. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork.
35. What’s a pig’s favorite musical instrument? The swine flute.
36. Why was the pig sitting in the computer? He was updating his oink-terface.
37. What’s a pig’s favorite exercise? Jogging their memory.
38. Why don’t pigs get promoted? They’re always boaring their bosses.
39. What do you get when you cross a pig with a wizard? Harry Trotter.
40. What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.
41. What’s a pig’s favorite way to write? With a pig pen.
42. Why did the piggy get excited for bedtime? He couldn’t wait to hit the hay.
43. How do pigs greet each other? With hogs and kisses.
44. What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
45. Why did the pig sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot hog.
46. Why did the pig become a chef? He was excellent at bacon.
47. Why did the piglet study in the library? He wanted to get a head start on his ham-ework.
48. What do you call a pig who does daredevil stunts? Evel Knievel.
49. What’s a pig’s favorite movie? “The Great Esc-ham-pe.”
50. Why don’t pigs use phones? They hate to drop calls and crack their screens.
51. Why did the piglet talk to the shoe? He wanted to have a boar-to-sneaker conversation.
52. What do you call a pig that’s a knight? Sir Loin.
53. Why did the pig join a band? To play the drums and make some noise.
54. What do pigs give out on Halloween? Hoggy treats.
55. Why did the pig sit on the clock? He wanted to be on ham time.
56. What do you get when a pig whispers in your ear? A hammy-down story.
57. Why are pigs bad at voice mail? They always press the wrong snout-ton.
58. What’s a pig’s favorite type of pizza? Pepperoni and squeak.
59. Why was the pig in the kitchen? He heard the fork ran away with the spoon.
60. How does a pig write home? With a porcine pen.
61. Why did the pig join the space program? He wanted to see the moon’s craters and go weeeeee!
62. What’s a pig’s favorite action movie? Swine Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.
63. Why did the piglet become a DJ? To drop the bacon beats.
64. What do pigs say when something is easy? It’s a sow-in!
65. Why don’t pigs use elevators? They get boared.
66. What’s a pig’s favorite game? Boar-d games.
67. Why did the pig get a job at the restaurant? He was a grill master.
68. Why did the piglet go to school? To become litter-ate.
69. What’s a pig’s least favorite holiday? Independence Day – too much BBQ.
70. Why did the piggy break up with the internet? There were too many spam emails.
71. What do you call a pig with a spade? A groundbreaker.
72. Why was the pig sitting in the bar? He was waiting for the bartender to pour him a swine.
73. What do you call a pig’s lair? A sty-cave.
74. Why was the piggy so tidy? He couldn’t stand a mess, it was against his cloven beliefs.
75. What’s a pig’s favorite magic spell? Squeakus Maximus!
76. Why did the pig learn to dance? To do the porky-tango.
77. What’s a pig’s favorite type of story? A tail-tale.
78. Why did the pig avoid the beach? He didn’t want to be a sandy hog.
79. What do you call a pig with a jetpack? A sky hog.
80. What’s a pig’s favorite exercise? The trot-mill.
81. Why did the pig wear yellow? He was going for the gold… bacon.
82. What do pigs drive? Hog rods.
83. What’s a pig’s favorite candy? Snout-bursts.
84. Why did the pig become a detective? To crack the case of the missing truffles.
85. What do you call a pig in a blanket? A snack.
86. Why did the piglet go to the therapist? He felt he wasn’t bacon enough of a difference.
87. What’s a pig’s favorite track event? The relay boarce.
88. What do you call a pig that’s a world traveler? A globetrotter.
89. Why did the piglet become an electrician? To fix the light swine.
90. What did the pig say on his way out? “I’m bacon a getaway!”
91. Why did the pig stand under the tree? Because he heard the apple was the root of knowledge.
92. What’s a pig’s favorite military rank? Sow-dier.
93. Why do pigs hate secrets? Because they always squeal.
94. What do you call a pig with a ruler? The measure of all swine.
95. Why did the piglet go to the lecture? To get a bit more cultured.
96. What do you call a pig’s memoir? The days of swine and roses.
97. Why did the pig go to school? To get a little more oink-ucated.
98. What’s a pig’s favorite kind of test? A ham exam.
99. Why did the pig sit in the lemonade? To make a piggyback ride.
100. What do you call a pig with a sense of humor? A funny bone to pick.