Slice, slice, baby!
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself? Slice to meet you!
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza? A weir-dough!
This might be too cheesy, but I think you’re grate.
What does pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne.
In crust we trust!
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Pizza: The wheel deal.
Why did the pizza go to therapy? It had too many topping issues.
You’ve got a pizza my soul.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby.
Are you a pizza? Because everyone wants a slice!
Why was the pizza so good at the job interview? It brought a lot of delivery to the table.
Doughn’t you know, I love pizza.
Why did the pizza go to college? To get a little saucier.
Let’s get saucy.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle? Fold me close.
Keep your friends close and your pizza closer.
What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
A slice a day keeps the sadness away.
Why do pizzas never tell secrets? They’d hate to be overheard and eaten!
You can’t top pizza.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella? Sorry, but I am too mature for you.
Cheese it, it’s the cops!
How can you tell if a pizza is rich? If it has lots of dough.
Avoid the noid, embrace the pizza.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the stomach for pizza.
Let’s face it, pizza is just too gouda.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? You don’t pepper-own me.
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time!
Why do pizzas like phone cases? Because they can’t handle the toppings.
What’s up dough?
Why did the hipster burn his lips? He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Let’s crust and chill.
What do pizzas wear to go to sleep? Pajama John’s.
Life happens, pizza helps.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Have a slice day!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and the pizza undressing!
This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.
What did one pizza slice say to the other? You wanna pizza me?
Pizza: The pie that binds us.
How does a pizza flirt? It gives cheesy lines.
A little slice of heaven.
Why was the pizzeria desperate? It needed the dough.
Never trust someone who doesn’t like pizza.
Why did the man go into the pizza business? He wanted to make some dough.
Be nice or leaven.
Why was the pizza so small? Because it was a mini-pizza!
No matter how you slice it, pizza’s a winner.
What’s a dog’s favorite pizza? Pupperoni!
I pepper-only have eyes for you!
Why did the pizza chef go to jail? He got caught smuggling dough.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
How do you describe an Australian pizza? It has koala-ty toppings.
Do you want a pizza me?
What did the pizza say to the ingredient? I never sausage a beautiful topping!
The last slice is always the hardest goodbye.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas? Cheeses Crust.
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
What do you call a pizza with just peppers? A pepper-only pizza.
Olive pizza very much.
Why did the mushroom get invited to all the pizza parties? Because he’s such a fungi!
Don’t go bacon my heart, have a pizza.
What do pizza lovers order at the bar? Dough-vermouth on the rocks.
I’m in the mood for a pizza that.
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? Pie Hard.
Pizza has a pizza my heart.
Why did the pizza start a fight? Because it was feeling crusty.
I’m all about that base.
What’s a pizza’s favorite philosophy book? “Knead and Existentialism.”
When it comes to pizza, the crust is a must.
What do you call a sleeping pizza? a piZZZZa.
Pizza goals: always be upper crust.
What did the pizza say after a long day? “That’s a wrap!”
Feeling crust-frated without my pizza.
Why did the pizza go to school? To improve its “slice” skills.
It’s pizza o’clock somewhere.
What did the pepperoni say to the mozzarella? “You’re the only one for me!”
My love for pizza isn’t just a phase.
How do you fix a broken pizza slice? With cheese and trust.
What’s round, delicious, and addictive? You guessed it!
Why do pizzas make good detectives? They always find the slice of evidence.
Party like a pizza star.
Why did the pizza slice bring sunscreen? It didn’t want to get too baked!
Cheesus Crust, that’s good!
What’s a pizza’s worst enemy? The cutting board.
Sometimes you just knead pizza.
How do you get a party started? Tell a saucy pizza joke!
Mozzarella is always the answer. What was the question?
What do pizzas do on Halloween? They go pepperghouling.
This pizza is so good, it’s surreal.
What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake? A python.
Life’s too short for bad pizza.
How does a pizza propose? With an onion ring.
Call me a pizza cutter because I’m on a roll.
Why did the pizza lose the race? It couldn’t ketchup!
Pizza: Because sometimes, it’s okay to be round.
What do you call an honest pizza? Pure and yeast-free