What do robots eat for snacks? Computer chips!
Robots are nuts about bolts!
Why was the robot angry? People kept pushing its buttons!
I’ve got to bolt now!
What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A trans-farmer!
Robots always have drive.
Why do robots make great musicians? They have great metal-timing!
Just a bot of fun!
How do robots drive their kids to school? In a USB-us!
You auto know better!
Why don’t robots ever get scared? They have nerves of steel.
Robots love a byte to eat.
Why was the robot so good at soccer? It was a goal-getter!
Charge up and go!
What is a robot’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
Always be bot-tastic!
How do robots eat salsa? With micro-chips!
Keep it wheel, robots!
Why did the robot go on vacation? To recharge its batteries!
Have a gear-iffic day!
What do you call a robot’s puppy? A byte!
Let’s keep things bot-tween us.
How do robots ski? They go down binary slopes.
Robots: More than meets the eye!
What do robots do at lunch? Have a byte!
Beep, beep! Robot coming through!
Why did the robot go to school? To improve its “rust”ed skills!
Robots never have rusty ideas.
Why do robots make great workers? They bolt out of bed every morning.
Be a bolt-believer!
How do you stop a robot from destroying you? Press the “ctrl” button!
Gear up for some fun!
Why was the robot broke? It had too much cache!
It’s bot time we met.
What was the robot’s favorite movie? “The Terminal-nator.”
Robots always compute it out.
Why did the robot sit on the computer? To keep up with its hardware friends.
Bot a doubt, you’re the best!
What do you call a baby robot? A small wonder!
Make no bot about it.
Why don’t robots get tired? They power through it!
Stay on track, robot style.
What did the robot say to the gasoline pump? “Don’t nozzle into my business!”
It’s not tough, it’s automation!
Why do robots love mobile phones? They can’t resist their cell-fie mode.
You’re a bolt from the blue.
What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Anything that’s “byte-sized.”
Time to bot-tom this out.
What do you call a robot that takes the long route? R2 Detour!
Ready, set, robot!
Why don’t robots have many friends? Because they’re too machine-y!
Stay in your lane, robot.
What do robots wear in winter? Robo-coats.
Robots are wheely good friends.
Why was the robot so good at yoga? It had great circuit flexibility.
You mech my day!
How do robots write secret messages? They use crypto-graphy!
Get your gears going!
What game do robots play with humans? Man vs. Machine!
Bot-lieve in yourself.
What did the robot say to its child? “You auto-complete me!”
Keep it reel, robot.
How do robots keep up with the news? They scan the headlines.
Time to recharge those batteries!
Why was the robot comedian booed off stage? His jokes were too formulaic!
You’re the wheel deal!
How do robots spice up their dinners? With silicon-dioxide!
Robots know how to gear up.
What do robots wear to weddings? Steel-toed boots!
Mech my words!
Why are robots never late? They always wind up on time!
Just a little robot humor.
What kind of pets do robots have? Viruses!
Plug in and stay connected.
What’s a robot’s favorite dance move? The robo-boogie!
Bot to meet you!
How do robots pay for things? With cache!
Circuit-ly the best around!
What did the robot say after a reboot? “That was re-freshing!”
Always on a robot roll.
Why was the robot awarded a medal? It had outstanding circuits.
Let’s get this bot rolling!
Why don’t robots have brothers? Because they all come with “sisters” (transistors)!
A bot of this, a bot of that.
How do robots go up the hill? They take the escala-tor.
Don’t robot-rage; stay cool.
Why did the robot go to the art exhibition? It had an app for modern art.
Bot-er up and run!
What’s a robot’s favorite workout? Circuit training!
Be the spark in the circuit!
How do you make a robot angry? Delete its cookies.
A real live wire, that one!
What did the big robot say to the little robot? “Don’t be so mechanical!”
You’ve got a lot of drive!
What kind of dreams do robots have? Electric sheep dreams!
Let’s take a byte out of life.
How do robots like their steaks? Rare, so they can still hear the binary moo.
You’re absolutely gear-rific!
What do you call an adventurous robot? An “explorer-bot”!
Never bot an eye.