Robot Puns and Jokes

What do robots eat for snacks_ Computer chips!

What do robots eat for snacks? Computer chips!

Robots are nuts about bolts!

Robots are nuts about bolts!

Why was the robot angry_ People kept pushing its buttons!

Why was the robot angry? People kept pushing its buttons!

I've got to bolt now!

I’ve got to bolt now!

What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor_ A trans-farmer!

What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A trans-farmer!

Robots always have drive.

Robots always have drive.

Why do robots make great musicians_ They have great metal-timing!

Why do robots make great musicians? They have great metal-timing!

Just a bot of fun!

Just a bot of fun!

How do robots drive their kids to school_ In a USB-us!

How do robots drive their kids to school? In a USB-us!

You auto know better!

You auto know better!

Why don’t robots ever get scared_ They have nerves of steel

Why don’t robots ever get scared? They have nerves of steel.

Robots love a byte to eat.

Robots love a byte to eat.

Why was the robot so good at soccer_ It was a goal-getter!

Why was the robot so good at soccer? It was a goal-getter!

Charge up and go!

Charge up and go!

What is a robot’s favorite type of music_ Heavy metal!

What is a robot’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

Always be bot-tastic!

Always be bot-tastic!

How do robots eat salsa_ With micro-chips!

How do robots eat salsa? With micro-chips!

Keep it wheel, robots!

Keep it wheel, robots!

Why did the robot go on vacation_ To recharge its batteries!

Why did the robot go on vacation? To recharge its batteries!

Have a gear-iffic day!

Have a gear-iffic day!

What do you call a robot’s puppy_ A byte!

What do you call a robot’s puppy? A byte!

Let’s keep things bot-tween us.

Let’s keep things bot-tween us.

How do robots ski_ They go down binary slopes

How do robots ski? They go down binary slopes.

Robots_ More than meets the eye!

Robots: More than meets the eye!

What do robots do at lunch_ Have a byte!

What do robots do at lunch? Have a byte!

Beep, beep! Robot coming through!

Beep, beep! Robot coming through!

Why did the robot go to school_ To improve its _rust_ed skills!

Why did the robot go to school? To improve its “rust”ed skills!

Robots never have rusty ideas.

Robots never have rusty ideas.

Why do robots make great workers_ They bolt out of bed every morning

Why do robots make great workers? They bolt out of bed every morning.

Be a bolt-believer!

Be a bolt-believer!

How do you stop a robot from destroying you_ Press the “ctrl” button!

How do you stop a robot from destroying you? Press the “ctrl” button!

Gear up for some fun!

Gear up for some fun!

Why was the robot broke_ It had too much cache!

Why was the robot broke? It had too much cache!

It's bot time we met

It’s bot time we met.

What was the robot’s favorite movie_ _The Terminal-nator

What was the robot’s favorite movie? “The Terminal-nator.”

Robots always compute it out.

Robots always compute it out.

Why did the robot sit on the computer

Why did the robot sit on the computer? To keep up with its hardware friends.

Bot a doubt, you're the best!

Bot a doubt, you’re the best!

What do you call a baby robot_ A small wonder!

What do you call a baby robot? A small wonder!

Make no bot about it

Make no bot about it.

Why don’t robots get tired_ They power through it!

Why don’t robots get tired? They power through it!

Stay on track, robot style.

Stay on track, robot style.

What did the robot say to the gasoline pump_ _Don't nozzle into my business!

What did the robot say to the gasoline pump? “Don’t nozzle into my business!”

It’s not tough, it’s automation!

It’s not tough, it’s automation!

Why do robots love mobile phones_ They can’t resist their cell-fie mode

Why do robots love mobile phones? They can’t resist their cell-fie mode.

You're a bolt from the blue.

You’re a bolt from the blue.

What’s a robot’s favorite snack_ Anything that’s _byte-sized

What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Anything that’s “byte-sized.”

Time to bot-tom this out

Time to bot-tom this out.

What do you call a robot that takes the long route_ R2 Detour!

What do you call a robot that takes the long route? R2 Detour!

Ready, set, robot!

Ready, set, robot!

Why don’t robots have many friends_ Because they're too machine-y!

Why don’t robots have many friends? Because they’re too machine-y!

Stay in your lane, robot.

Stay in your lane, robot.

What do robots wear in winter

What do robots wear in winter? Robo-coats.

Robots are wheely good friends.

Robots are wheely good friends.

Why was the robot so good at yoga_ It had great circuit flexibility

Why was the robot so good at yoga? It had great circuit flexibility.

You mech my day!

You mech my day!

How do robots write secret messages_ They use crypto-graphy!

How do robots write secret messages? They use crypto-graphy!

Get your gears going!

Get your gears going!

What game do robots play with humans_ Man vs. Machine!

What game do robots play with humans? Man vs. Machine!

Bot-lieve in yourself

Bot-lieve in yourself.

What did the robot say to its child_ _You auto-complete me!

What did the robot say to its child? “You auto-complete me!”

Keep it reel, robot.

Keep it reel, robot.

How do robots keep up with the news_ They scan the headlines

How do robots keep up with the news? They scan the headlines.

Time to recharge those batteries!

Time to recharge those batteries!

Why was the robot comedian booed off stage_ His jokes were too formulaic!

Why was the robot comedian booed off stage? His jokes were too formulaic!

You’re the wheel deal!

You’re the wheel deal!

How do robots spice up their dinners_ With silicon-dioxide!

How do robots spice up their dinners? With silicon-dioxide!

Robots know how to gear up.

Robots know how to gear up.

What do robots wear to weddings_ Steel-toed boots!

What do robots wear to weddings? Steel-toed boots!

Mech my words!

Mech my words!

They always wind up on time!

Why are robots never late? They always wind up on time!

Just a little robot humor.

Just a little robot humor.

What kind of pets do robots have_ Viruses!

What kind of pets do robots have? Viruses!

Plug in and stay connected.

Plug in and stay connected.

What’s a robot’s favorite dance move_ The robo-boogie!

What’s a robot’s favorite dance move? The robo-boogie!

Bot to meet you!

Bot to meet you!

How do robots pay for things_ With cache!

How do robots pay for things? With cache!

Circuit-ly the best around!

Circuit-ly the best around!

What did the robot say after a reboot_ _That was re-freshing!

What did the robot say after a reboot? “That was re-freshing!”

Always on a robot roll.

Always on a robot roll.

Why was the robot awarded a medal_ It had outstanding circuits

Why was the robot awarded a medal? It had outstanding circuits.

Let's get this bot rolling!

Let’s get this bot rolling!

Why don't robots have brothers_ Because they all come with _sisters_ (transistors)!

Why don’t robots have brothers? Because they all come with “sisters” (transistors)!

A bot of this, a bot of that.

A bot of this, a bot of that.

How do robots go up the hill_ They take the escala-tor

How do robots go up the hill? They take the escala-tor.

Don’t robot-rage; stay cool.

Don’t robot-rage; stay cool.

Why did the robot go to the art exhibition_ It had an app for modern art

Why did the robot go to the art exhibition? It had an app for modern art.

Bot-er up and run!

Bot-er up and run!

What’s a robot’s favorite workout_ Circuit training!

What’s a robot’s favorite workout? Circuit training!

Be the spark in the circuit!

Be the spark in the circuit!

How do you make a robot angry_ Delete its cookies

How do you make a robot angry? Delete its cookies.

A real live wire, that one!

A real live wire, that one!

What did the big robot say to the little robot_ _Don't be so mechanical!

What did the big robot say to the little robot? “Don’t be so mechanical!”

You've got a lot of drive!

You’ve got a lot of drive!

What kind of dreams do robots have_ Electric sheep dreams!

What kind of dreams do robots have? Electric sheep dreams!

Let’s take a byte out of life.

Let’s take a byte out of life.

How do robots like their steaks_ Rare, so they can still hear the binary moo

How do robots like their steaks? Rare, so they can still hear the binary moo.

You're absolutely gear-rific!

You’re absolutely gear-rific!

What do you call an adventurous robot_ An _explorer-bot_!

What do you call an adventurous robot? An “explorer-bot”!

Never bot an eye.

Never bot an eye.

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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