Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
It’s snow laughing matter when a snowman tells a joke.
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
Snowmen are great at keeping secrets—they always freeze up.
What did one snowman say to the other? “Do you smell carrots?”
What’s a snowman’s favorite workout? Ice-sometrics.
How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.”
Icy what you did there, Mr. Snowman!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
Snowman relationships are cool until someone has a meltdown.
Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose!
Why do snowmen like straight lines? Because they can’t curve their enthusiasm.
Why don’t snowmen like going to school? They tend to lose their cool.
Frost come, frost served at the snowman café.
How does a snowman make his bed? With sheets of ice and snow blankets!
Snowmen love winter—they’re born with chills.
What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
What does a snowman wear to sleep? Chill-jamas.
What did the snowman order at the fast-food restaurant? An ice burger with chili sauce.
Be-ice to meet you, said the friendly snowman.
Why did the snowman turn yellow? Ask the dog!
Snowmen make good musicians because they have perfect pitch—when it snows!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
Snowman puns? Just chillingly funny.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
Why do snowmen like ancient Egypt? They admire the Sphinx’s frosty demeanor.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “You’re cool.”
I’m snow excited for these puns!
How do you find a snowman in a blizzard? You don’t—they’re camouflaged!
Keep your ice on the prize, advises the wise snowman.
Why did the snowman call a heating company? He wanted a meltdown.
Snowmen aren’t good at algebra because they can’t find their X when it melts.
How do snowmen read their emails? On the winternet.
Why do snowmen stay outside? They like the frigid air-itocracy.
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out.
Snowmen are cool, but their parties are absolute blizzards.
What do you call an old snowman? Water!
A snowman’s favorite kitchen appliance? The “fridge-id” air.
Why don’t snowmen make good chefs? They can’t stop sampling the snow cones.
Snowmen in politics debate about the “chill”ing effects of climate change.
Why did the snowman keep his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
Snowmen poets write verse that’s both deep and crisp.
What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A shade bath.
When snowmen go to school, they really pack the chills.
What’s a snowman’s favorite game? Freeze tag.
Snowman dating advice: Don’t melt under pressure.
Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming!
How do snowmen hear? Through frostbites!
How did the snowman lose weight? He had a meltdown.
Stay frosty, my friend, says the snowman soldier.
What do snowmen drive? Ice cream trucks.
Why did the snowman call tech support? He couldn’t reboot.
Why don’t snowmen use calendars? Their days are numbered.
Snowman cooks prefer the bake it till you flake it approach.
What kind of balls don’t bounce? Snowballs!
A snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream topped with snowflakes.
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.
Chill out, will you? You’re snow overbearing!
Why did the snowman bring string to the bar? He wanted to tie one on.
Snowmen always have a melting moment when they see sunlight.
Why do snowmen keep their website? To stay cool online.
Let’s break the ice, said the snowman at the party.
What do you call a snowman in the desert? Lost.
Frost impressions are everything in the snowman world.
Why are snowmen so good at parties? They always bring the chill vibes.
Snowman humor? It’s all about the delivery—chilled, of course.
Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? He found out she was flaky.
Snowmen can’t bluff in poker; they wear their hearts on their ice.
What do snowmen wear to go dancing? Snowboots.
Why did the snowman decline the job offer? He had cold feet.
Why don’t snowmen like spicy food? It makes them sweat.
What’s a snowman’s favorite form of social media? Insta-chill.
How do snowmen greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”
Do snowmen get angry? Only when they’re boiling mad.
What does a snowman take when he’s sick? A chill pill.
Snowmen aren’t fond of long walks; they prefer snow-mobiles.
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
I’ve got a flurry of snowman puns for you!
What is a snowman’s least favorite yoga position? Sun salutation.
A snowman’s favorite bar? The one with the best ice-breakers.
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Iced tea.
Can’t handle the freeze? Snowman up!
Why was the snowman so good at math? He had too many degrees below zero.
Snowmen are always up for a flurry of activity.
What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food? Brrr-itos.
Where do snowmen keep their savings? In snow banks.
What happens when you give a snowman a cookie? He wants a glass of ice water.
You can count on a snowman to be a fair-weather friend.
What did the snowman’s friend say when he was melting? “Don’t lose your head!”
How do snowmen travel around town? By ice-icle.
What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T.
A snowman’s life philosophy: There’s snow place like home.
What is a snowman’s favorite cereal? Ice Krispies.
Snowmen are always on the ball, especially during snowball fights.
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
When two snowmen meet, it’s a frost sight.
How did one snowman greet the other? “Ice of you to drop by!”
A snowman’s story always starts with “Once upon a chill…”
Why did the snowman want a divorce? His wife was a total flake.
Snowmen comedians always know how to break the ice.