Snowman Puns and Jokes

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost_ Because Frost bites!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!

It’s snow laughing matter when a snowman tells a joke

It’s snow laughing matter when a snowman tells a joke.

What do you call a snowman in the summer_ A puddle!

What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!

Snowmen are great at keeping secrets—they always freeze up.

Snowmen are great at keeping secrets—they always freeze up.

What did one snowman say to the other_ _Do you smell carrots

What did one snowman say to the other? “Do you smell carrots?”

What's a snowman's favorite workout_ Ice-sometrics

What’s a snowman’s favorite workout? Ice-sometrics.

How does a snowman get around_ By riding an “icicle.”

How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.”

Icy what you did there, Mr. Snowman!

Icy what you did there, Mr. Snowman!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast_ Frosted Flakes!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!

Snowman relationships are cool until someone has a meltdown

Snowman relationships are cool until someone has a meltdown.

Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots_ He was picking his nose!

Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose!

Why do snowmen like straight lines_ Because they can't curve their enthusiasm

Why do snowmen like straight lines? Because they can’t curve their enthusiasm.

Why don’t snowmen like going to school_ They tend to lose their cool

Why don’t snowmen like going to school? They tend to lose their cool.

Frost come, frost served at the snowman café.

Frost come, frost served at the snowman café.

How does a snowman make his bed_ With sheets of ice and snow blankets!

How does a snowman make his bed? With sheets of ice and snow blankets!

Snowmen love winter—they're born with chills.

Snowmen love winter—they’re born with chills.

What do you call a snowman party_ A snowball!

What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!

What does a snowman wear to sleep_ Chill-jamas

What does a snowman wear to sleep? Chill-jamas.

What did the snowman order at the fast-food restaurant_ An ice burger with chili sauce

What did the snowman order at the fast-food restaurant? An ice burger with chili sauce.

Be-ice to meet you, said the friendly snowman.

Be-ice to meet you, said the friendly snowman.

Why did the snowman turn yellow_ Ask the dog!

Why did the snowman turn yellow? Ask the dog!

Snowmen make good musicians because they have perfect pitch—when it snows!

Snowmen make good musicians because they have perfect pitch—when it snows!

What do snowmen wear on their heads_ Ice caps!

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

Snowman puns_ Just chillingly funny

Snowman puns? Just chillingly funny.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman_ Frostbite

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

Why do snowmen like ancient Egypt_ They admire the Sphinx’s frosty demeanor

Why do snowmen like ancient Egypt? They admire the Sphinx’s frosty demeanor.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman_ _You're cool

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “You’re cool.”

I'm snow excited for these puns!

I’m snow excited for these puns!

How do you find a snowman in a blizzard_ You don’t—they're camouflaged!

How do you find a snowman in a blizzard? You don’t—they’re camouflaged!

Keep your ice on the prize, advises the wise snowman

Keep your ice on the prize, advises the wise snowman.

Why did the snowman call a heating company_ He wanted a meltdown

Why did the snowman call a heating company? He wanted a meltdown.

Snowmen aren't good at algebra because they can't find their X when it melts

Snowmen aren’t good at algebra because they can’t find their X when it melts.

How do snowmen read their emails_ On the winternet

How do snowmen read their emails? On the winternet.

Why do snowmen stay outside_ They like the frigid air-itocracy

Why do snowmen stay outside? They like the frigid air-itocracy.

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend_ Chill out

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out.

Snowmen are cool, but their parties are absolute blizzards.

Snowmen are cool, but their parties are absolute blizzards.

What do you call an old snowman_ Water!

What do you call an old snowman? Water!

A snowman’s favorite kitchen appliance_ The _fridge-id_ air

A snowman’s favorite kitchen appliance? The “fridge-id” air.

Why don’t snowmen make good chefs_ They can't stop sampling the snow cones

Why don’t snowmen make good chefs? They can’t stop sampling the snow cones.

Snowmen in politics debate about the _chill_ing effects of climate change

Snowmen in politics debate about the “chill”ing effects of climate change.

Why did the snowman keep his money in the freezer_ He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did the snowman keep his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

Snowmen poets write verse that's both deep and crisp

Snowmen poets write verse that’s both deep and crisp.

What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot_ A shade bath

What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A shade bath.

When snowmen go to school, they really pack the chills.

When snowmen go to school, they really pack the chills.

What’s a snowman’s favorite game_ Freeze tag

What’s a snowman’s favorite game? Freeze tag.

Snowman dating advice_ Don't melt under pressure

Snowman dating advice: Don’t melt under pressure.

Why did the snowman smile_ Because the snowblower is coming!

Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming!

How do snowmen hear_ Through frostbites!

How do snowmen hear? Through frostbites!

How did the snowman lose weight_ He had a meltdown

How did the snowman lose weight? He had a meltdown.

Stay frosty, my friend, says the snowman soldier

Stay frosty, my friend, says the snowman soldier.

What do snowmen drive_ Ice cream trucks

What do snowmen drive? Ice cream trucks.

Why did the snowman call tech support_ He couldn’t reboot

Why did the snowman call tech support? He couldn’t reboot.

Why don't snowmen use calendars_ Their days are numbered

Why don’t snowmen use calendars? Their days are numbered.

Snowman cooks prefer the bake it till you flake it approach

Snowman cooks prefer the bake it till you flake it approach.

What kind of balls don’t bounce_ Snowballs!

What kind of balls don’t bounce? Snowballs!

A snowman's favorite dessert_ Ice cream topped with snowflakes

A snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream topped with snowflakes.

What do snowmen eat for lunch_ Icebergers

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.

Chill out, will you_ You’re snow overbearing!

Chill out, will you? You’re snow overbearing!

Why did the snowman bring string to the bar_ He wanted to tie one on

Why did the snowman bring string to the bar? He wanted to tie one on.

Snowmen always have a melting moment when they see sunlight

Snowmen always have a melting moment when they see sunlight.

Why do snowmen keep their website_ To stay cool online

Why do snowmen keep their website? To stay cool online.

Let’s break the ice, said the snowman at the party

Let’s break the ice, said the snowman at the party.

What do you call a snowman in the desert_ Lost

What do you call a snowman in the desert? Lost.

Frost impressions are everything in the snowman world

Frost impressions are everything in the snowman world.

Why are snowmen so good at parties_ They always bring the chill vibes

Why are snowmen so good at parties? They always bring the chill vibes.

Snowman humor_ It's all about the delivery—chilled, of course

Snowman humor? It’s all about the delivery—chilled, of course.

Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend_ He found out she was flaky

Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? He found out she was flaky.

Snowmen can't bluff in poker; they wear their hearts on their ice

Snowmen can’t bluff in poker; they wear their hearts on their ice.

What do snowmen wear to go dancing_ Snowboots

What do snowmen wear to go dancing? Snowboots.

Why did the snowman decline the job offer_ He had cold feet

Why did the snowman decline the job offer? He had cold feet.

Why don’t snowmen like spicy food_ It makes them sweat

Why don’t snowmen like spicy food? It makes them sweat.

What’s a snowman’s favorite form of social media_ Insta-chill

What’s a snowman’s favorite form of social media? Insta-chill.

How do snowmen greet each other_ _Ice to meet you!

How do snowmen greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”

Do snowmen get angry_ Only when they’re boiling mad

Do snowmen get angry? Only when they’re boiling mad.

What does a snowman take when he's sick_ A chill pill

What does a snowman take when he’s sick? A chill pill.

Snowmen aren't fond of long walks; they prefer snow-mobiles

Snowmen aren’t fond of long walks; they prefer snow-mobiles.

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots_ He was picking his nose

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.

I’ve got a flurry of snowman puns for you!

I’ve got a flurry of snowman puns for you!

What is a snowman’s least favorite yoga position_ Sun salutation

What is a snowman’s least favorite yoga position? Sun salutation.

A snowman's favorite bar_ The one with the best ice-breakers

A snowman’s favorite bar? The one with the best ice-breakers.

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink_ Iced tea

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Iced tea.

Can't handle the freeze_ Snowman up!

Can’t handle the freeze? Snowman up!

Why was the snowman so good at math_ He had too many degrees below zero

Why was the snowman so good at math? He had too many degrees below zero.

Snowmen are always up for a flurry of activity

Snowmen are always up for a flurry of activity.

What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food_ Brrr-itos

What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food? Brrr-itos.

Where do snowmen keep their savings_ In snow banks

Where do snowmen keep their savings? In snow banks.

What happens when you give a snowman a cookie_ He wants a glass of ice water

What happens when you give a snowman a cookie? He wants a glass of ice water.

You can count on a snowman to be a fair-weather friend

You can count on a snowman to be a fair-weather friend.

What did the snowman’s friend say when he was melting_ _Don’t lose your head!

What did the snowman’s friend say when he was melting? “Don’t lose your head!”

How do snowmen travel around town_ By ice-icle

How do snowmen travel around town? By ice-icle.

What do you call a gangsta snowman_ Froze-T

What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T.

A snowman’s life philosophy_ There’s snow place like home

A snowman’s life philosophy: There’s snow place like home.

What is a snowman’s favorite cereal_ Ice Krispies

What is a snowman’s favorite cereal? Ice Krispies.

Snowmen are always on the ball, especially during snowball fights.

Snowmen are always on the ball, especially during snowball fights.

What do snowmen call their offspring_ Chill-dren

What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

When two snowmen meet, it's a frost sight

When two snowmen meet, it’s a frost sight.

How did one snowman greet the other_ _Ice of you to drop by!

How did one snowman greet the other? “Ice of you to drop by!”

A snowman’s story always starts with _Once upon a chill

A snowman’s story always starts with “Once upon a chill…”

Why did the snowman want a divorce_ His wife was a total flake

Why did the snowman want a divorce? His wife was a total flake.

Snowmen comedians always know how to break the ice

Snowmen comedians always know how to break the ice.

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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