Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
You’ve got to come out of your shell sometime!
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a giraffe? A turtle-neck!
I’m feeling a little shell-shocked.
Why don’t turtles ever get lost? They always follow their inner shell!
It’s time to turtle-y relax.
How do turtles communicate with each other? With shell phones!
Don’t be shellfish, share the love!
Why was the turtle a great detective? He always came out of his shell!
Shell yeah, it’s a great day!
What do you call a turtle that can fly? A shell-icopter!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times!
Why did the turtle break up with his girlfriend? She was moving too fast for him!
You’re turtley awesome!
What did the turtle say to his therapist? I feel like I’m stuck in my shell.
I’m a bit shellow today.
How do turtles stay in shape? They do shell-ups!
You’re my shell-mate.
Why did the turtle sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
Turtle up, it’s cold outside!
What’s a turtle’s favorite type of music? Slow jams!
I’m having a shell of a time!
Why did the turtle bring a suitcase? He was shell-ebrating his vacation!
You’re slow, but turtle-y worth the wait.
What do you call a famous turtle? A shell-ebrity!
Shello there, how are you?
How do you catch a turtle? Hide in a bush and make a noise like lettuce!
It’s hard to be a turtle without a shell-ery good friend.
Why did the turtle go to school? To learn shell-f defense!
I’m feeling a bit shell-tered.
What’s a turtle’s favorite game? Shell-ter skelter!
Let’s have a shell-abration!
Why was the turtle always calm? He knew how to shell-ax!
You’re my shell-ter in the storm.
What did the turtle say after finishing his project? I’m shell-done!
Shell you later!
Why did the turtle avoid the party? He was afraid it would be a shell of a time!
That’s turtle-y unexpected!
What’s a turtle’s favorite movie? The Shellow!
You crack me up like a turtle’s shell.
Why did the turtle get promoted? He was always ahead of the shell-game!
It’s a shell of a life!
How do turtles spend their weekends? Shell-abrating!
I need some shell-ter from the storm.
Why was the turtle a great musician? He knew all the right scales!
Don’t be such a shell-raiser!
What do you call a turtle who loves football? A shell-back!
I’m turtley in love with you.
Why was the turtle bad at poker? He couldn’t bluff; his expressions were too shelling!
You’re my shell-ebrity crush.
Why did the turtle start a blog? He wanted to share his shell-ebrations with the world!
Turtley awesome, dude!
What’s a turtle’s favorite hobby? Shell-fies!
I’m just here for the shell of it.
Why don’t turtles like fast food? They can’t catch it!
Let’s shell-out and relax.
What’s a turtle’s favorite dance? The slow-mo!
You’ve got a turtley amazing smile.
Why did the turtle fail his driving test? He couldn’t get out of his shell!
I’m feeling a bit shell-larious today.
How do turtles make decisions? They go into their shells and think!
You shell not pass!
What did the turtle say to the snail? We’re in this race together!
That’s a shell-kicking idea!
Why did the turtle become a chef? He had great shell-tastic recipes!
You’re turtley the best!
What’s a turtle’s favorite type of exercise? Shell-letics!
Let’s make a shell of an entrance.
Why did the turtle bring a towel? In case he got shell-shocked!
Turtley tubular, man!
What’s a turtle’s favorite dessert? Slow-berry pie!
You’ve got a shelltastic attitude!
Why did the turtle get a job? To shell-port his family!
You’re my shell-estrial friend.
What’s a turtle’s favorite type of story? Shell-tales!
I’m turtley grateful for you.
How do turtles stay motivated? They set shell-tastic goals!
It’s a shell-shocking experience.
Why was the turtle good at math? He could always count on his shell!
You’re a shell-arious friend.
What did the turtle say to his friends? Let’s shell-ebrate good times!
Shell on earth, peace for all!
Why did the turtle go to the doctor? He had a shell-ache!
I’m turtley shell-f sufficient.
How do turtles apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, it was a shellish act!”
You’re a shell-eful of sunshine.
Why did the turtle visit the art gallery? To see the shell-masterpieces!
Shell-ephant in the room!
What’s a turtle’s favorite flower? Shell-roses!
I’m a shell-out for fun times.
Why did the turtle get a new phone? His old one was shell-tered!
Turtle-y awesome party!
What’s a turtle’s favorite board game? Shell-ders and ladders!
You’re shell-ting me softly.
Why did the turtle wear glasses? He had shell-sight issues!
Turtley rad, dude!
What do turtles use to repair their shells? Turtle wax!
I’m in a turtley good mood!
Why was the turtle a great friend? He always stuck around, no matter how slow things got!
Let’s net some great memories together.