Unicorn Puns and Jokes

What do you call a unicorn with a fast food addiction_ A Burger King!

What do you call a unicorn with a fast food addiction? A Burger King!

Don't stop be-unicorn!

Don’t stop be-unicorn!

How do you catch a unicorn_ You stand under a rainbow and wait

How do you catch a unicorn? You stand under a rainbow and wait.

Feeling a little horse_ Maybe you need some unicorny

Feeling a little horse? Maybe you need some unicorny.

What street do unicorns live on_ Mane Street

What street do unicorns live on? Mane Street.

Keep calm and unicorn on.

Keep calm and unicorn on.

Why did the unicorn bring toilet paper to the party_ Because he’s a party pooper

Why did the unicorn bring toilet paper to the party? Because he’s a party pooper.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

What do you call a unicorn with no horn_ A horse, of course!

What do you call a unicorn with no horn? A horse, of course!

This situation calls for a bit of unicorn-ventional thinking

This situation calls for a bit of unicorn-ventional thinking.

Why do unicorns never play sports_ They don't wanna play by the _horns

Why do unicorns never play sports? They don’t wanna play by the “horns.”

Life isn’t all rainbows and unicorns, but it should be!

Life isn’t all rainbows and unicorns, but it should be!

What’s a unicorn’s favorite ice cream flavor_ Neigh-politan!

What’s a unicorn’s favorite ice cream flavor? Neigh-politan!

I’m just a unicorn trying to make it in a horse's world.

I’m just a unicorn trying to make it in a horse’s world.

What do you call a unicorn wearing earmuffs_ Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

What do you call a unicorn wearing earmuffs? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

Have a unicorn day!

Have a unicorn day!

Why did the unicorn go to school_ To improve its “horsing around” skills!

Why did the unicorn go to school? To improve its “horsing around” skills!

Let's address the unicorn in the room.

Let’s address the unicorn in the room.

What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of story_ A fairy tail

What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of story? A fairy tail.

Are you up for a little myth-chef

Are you up for a little myth-chef?

How do unicorns get to the park_ On a unicycle!

How do unicorns get to the park? On a unicycle!

Stay stab-ulous with that horn!

Stay stab-ulous with that horn!

Why don’t unicorns ever get married_ They love being single-horned!

Why don’t unicorns ever get married? They love being single-horned!

I don't believe in much, but I do believe in unicorns

I don’t believe in much, but I do believe in unicorns.

What do you call a smart unicorn_ A “uni-corn-ucopia” of knowledge

What do you call a smart unicorn? A “uni-corn-ucopia” of knowledge.

Myth-ical creatures prefer unicorn-tact shipping.

Myth-ical creatures prefer unicorn-tact shipping.

What do unicorns call their dad_ “Pop” corn!

What do unicorns call their dad? “Pop” corn!

Feeling mythical_ Must be the unicorn vibes

Feeling mythical? Must be the unicorn vibes.

How do you organize a unicorn party_ You “planet” under a rainbow

How do you organize a unicorn party? You “planet” under a rainbow.

Have a legendary birthday, you rare unicorn!

Have a legendary birthday, you rare unicorn!

Why was the unicorn such a good musician_ It had a “horn” section

Why was the unicorn such a good musician? It had a “horn” section.

You're one in a melon, or should I say, one in a unicorn

You’re one in a melon, or should I say, one in a unicorn?

What do you call a fashionable unicorn_ Glam-orous!

What do you call a fashionable unicorn? Glam-orous!

This unicorn is a bit of a legend in its own time

This unicorn is a bit of a legend in its own time.

What do you call a chubby unicorn_ A rhinoceros

What do you call a chubby unicorn? A rhinoceros.

Some people say they're 99% coffee, but I'm 99% unicorn

Some people say they’re 99% coffee, but I’m 99% unicorn.

Why did the unicorn write a book_ To have a “stable” income

Why did the unicorn write a book? To have a “stable” income.

Just hoofing around like a unicorn.

Just hoofing around like a unicorn.

What’s a unicorn’s favorite magical spell_ The one that gives them the horn

What’s a unicorn’s favorite magical spell? The one that gives them the horn.

This party needs more sparkle. Let's add some unicorn!

This party needs more sparkle. Let’s add some unicorn!

How do unicorns get their energy_ From rain-bows and unicorns

How do unicorns get their energy? From rain-bows and unicorns.

To the world you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world... or a unicorn

To the world you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world… or a unicorn.

Why did the unicorn refuse to lay down_ It didn't want to lose its standing in the forest

Why did the unicorn refuse to lay down? It didn’t want to lose its standing in the forest.

Hoof_ there it is!

“Hoof” there it is!

Why did the unicorn avoid the river_ It didn’t want to become a “uni-porn.”

Why did the unicorn avoid the river? It didn’t want to become a “uni-porn.”

When in doubt, add a unicorn

When in doubt, add a unicorn.

What game do young unicorns play_ “Horn and seek.”

What game do young unicorns play? “Horn and seek.”

Unicorns are just weaponized ponies.

Unicorns are just weaponized ponies.

What do you call a unicorn that can lift heavy weights_ A strong-horn

What do you call a unicorn that can lift heavy weights? A strong-horn.

Where do unicorns park their RVs_ At unicorn campgrounds

Where do unicorns park their RVs? At unicorn campgrounds.

Why do unicorns love jokes_ Because they’re “legend-hairy”!

Why do unicorns love jokes? Because they’re “legend-hairy”!

Unicorn to my heart

Unicorn to my heart.

What’s a unicorn’s favorite kind of bread_ Wonder bread

What’s a unicorn’s favorite kind of bread? Wonder bread.

You're unicorn-believable!

You’re unicorn-believable!

Why was the unicorn such a great singer_ It was always in “uni-sun.”

Why was the unicorn such a great singer? It was always in “uni-sun.”

Just another day in paradise_ No, in unicorn-land

Just another day in paradise? No, in unicorn-land.

What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cat_ A “purr-nicorn.”

What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cat? A “purr-nicorn.”

You're so unicorny it's hilarious!

You’re so unicorny it’s hilarious!

How do unicorns get to work_ By riding rainbows

How do unicorns get to work? By riding rainbows.

A day without unicorns is like, just kidding, I have no idea

A day without unicorns is like, just kidding, I have no idea.

What do unicorns eat for breakfast_ Lucky charms

What do unicorns eat for breakfast? Lucky charms.

Not all heroes wear capes, some are just unicorns.

Not all heroes wear capes, some are just unicorns.

Why do unicorns make good artists_ Because they have a “fine” point

Why do unicorns make good artists? Because they have a “fine” point.

If you want to be unicorn, you got to race with the unicorns.

If you want to be unicorn, you got to race with the unicorns.

What did the unicorn tell the carrot_ “Stop being so unicorny.”

What did the unicorn tell the carrot? “Stop being so unicorny.”

Did you hear about the unicorn with a negative attitude_ He was a naysayer

Did you hear about the unicorn with a negative attitude? He was a naysayer.

What’s a unicorn’s favorite TV show_ “Mythbusters.”

What’s a unicorn’s favorite TV show? “Mythbusters.”

Let's get this party started with some unicorn magic!

Let’s get this party started with some unicorn magic!

What do you call a unicorn with a detective job_ A “horn-detective.”

What do you call a unicorn with a detective job? A “horn-detective.”

Don't worry, be unicorn.

Don’t worry, be unicorn.

Why don't unicorns ever lie_ Because they’re always the “mythical” truth

Why don’t unicorns ever lie? Because they’re always the “mythical” truth.

Myth-ing you is hard!

Myth-ing you is hard!

How do you find a unicorn at night_ You don’t—they glow!

How do you find a unicorn at night? You don’t—they glow!

Keep your squad mythical.

Keep your squad mythical.

Why did the unicorn sit in the corner_ It was on time-out for “horsing” around too much

Why did the unicorn sit in the corner? It was on time-out for “horsing” around too much.

Life is magical, like a unicorn.

Life is magical, like a unicorn.

What kind of money do unicorns use_ “Myth-ical” currency

What kind of money do unicorns use? “Myth-ical” currency.

It’s time to unicorn up and tackle this challenge!

It’s time to unicorn up and tackle this challenge!

Why don’t unicorns use maps_ They prefer to “wing” it

Why don’t unicorns use maps? They prefer to “wing” it.

Be like a unicorn_ rare and fabulous

Be like a unicorn: rare and fabulous.

What did one unicorn say to the other during a thunderstorm_ “This is quite shocking!”

What did one unicorn say to the other during a thunderstorm? “This is quite shocking!”

Don’t wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain and ride a unicorn

Don’t wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain and ride a unicorn.

What exercise do unicorns like_ Jumping rainbows

What exercise do unicorns like? Jumping rainbows.

Let's stirrup some fun!

Let’s stirrup some fun!

What’s a unicorn’s favorite magical element_ Sparkle-ium

What’s a unicorn’s favorite magical element? Sparkle-ium.

Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a unicorn

Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a unicorn?

How do unicorns greet each other_ With “sparkles” and smiles

How do unicorns greet each other? With “sparkles” and smiles.

Be a unicorn in a field of horses.

Be a unicorn in a field of horses.

Why don't unicorns make good secret agents_ Their horns always give them away!

Why don’t unicorns make good secret agents? Their horns always give them away!

Feeling down_ Time to get your unicorn on!

Feeling down? Time to get your unicorn on!

Why do unicorns love sugar_ It makes their horns grow

Why do unicorns love sugar? It makes their horns grow.

Unicorns have a point.

Unicorns have a point.

What’s a unicorn’s favorite kind of music_ “Horn” and roll

What’s a unicorn’s favorite kind of music? “Horn” and roll.

Some days you just have to put on the horn and remind them who they're dealing with

Some days you just have to put on the horn and remind them who they’re dealing with.

What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a lion_ A creature that’s always the “mane” attraction

What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a lion? A creature that’s always the “mane” attraction.

Is it so wrong to be obsessed with unicorns

Is it so wrong to be obsessed with unicorns?

Why are unicorns such good listeners_ Because they take everything “point by point.”

Why are unicorns such good listeners? Because they take everything “point by point.”

All you need is love, and a unicorn.

All you need is love, and a unicorn.

What do you call a unicorn on a treadmill_ A run-a-corn

What do you call a unicorn on a treadmill? A run-a-corn.

Always on point, like a unicorn's horn.

Always on point, like a unicorn’s horn.

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

Leave a Comment