What do you call a unicorn with a fast food addiction? A Burger King!
Don’t stop be-unicorn!
How do you catch a unicorn? You stand under a rainbow and wait.
Feeling a little horse? Maybe you need some unicorny.
What street do unicorns live on? Mane Street.
Keep calm and unicorn on.
Why did the unicorn bring toilet paper to the party? Because he’s a party pooper.
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
What do you call a unicorn with no horn? A horse, of course!
This situation calls for a bit of unicorn-ventional thinking.
Why do unicorns never play sports? They don’t wanna play by the “horns.”
Life isn’t all rainbows and unicorns, but it should be!
What’s a unicorn’s favorite ice cream flavor? Neigh-politan!
I’m just a unicorn trying to make it in a horse’s world.
What do you call a unicorn wearing earmuffs? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
Have a unicorn day!
Why did the unicorn go to school? To improve its “horsing around” skills!
Let’s address the unicorn in the room.
What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of story? A fairy tail.
Are you up for a little myth-chef?
How do unicorns get to the park? On a unicycle!
Stay stab-ulous with that horn!
Why don’t unicorns ever get married? They love being single-horned!
I don’t believe in much, but I do believe in unicorns.
What do you call a smart unicorn? A “uni-corn-ucopia” of knowledge.
Myth-ical creatures prefer unicorn-tact shipping.
What do unicorns call their dad? “Pop” corn!
Feeling mythical? Must be the unicorn vibes.
How do you organize a unicorn party? You “planet” under a rainbow.
Have a legendary birthday, you rare unicorn!
Why was the unicorn such a good musician? It had a “horn” section.
You’re one in a melon, or should I say, one in a unicorn?
What do you call a fashionable unicorn? Glam-orous!
This unicorn is a bit of a legend in its own time.
What do you call a chubby unicorn? A rhinoceros.
Some people say they’re 99% coffee, but I’m 99% unicorn.
Why did the unicorn write a book? To have a “stable” income.
Just hoofing around like a unicorn.
What’s a unicorn’s favorite magical spell? The one that gives them the horn.
This party needs more sparkle. Let’s add some unicorn!
How do unicorns get their energy? From rain-bows and unicorns.
To the world you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world… or a unicorn.
Why did the unicorn refuse to lay down? It didn’t want to lose its standing in the forest.
“Hoof” there it is!
Why did the unicorn avoid the river? It didn’t want to become a “uni-porn.”
When in doubt, add a unicorn.
What game do young unicorns play? “Horn and seek.”
Unicorns are just weaponized ponies.
What do you call a unicorn that can lift heavy weights? A strong-horn.
Where do unicorns park their RVs? At unicorn campgrounds.
Why do unicorns love jokes? Because they’re “legend-hairy”!
Unicorn to my heart.
What’s a unicorn’s favorite kind of bread? Wonder bread.
You’re unicorn-believable!
Why was the unicorn such a great singer? It was always in “uni-sun.”
Just another day in paradise? No, in unicorn-land.
What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cat? A “purr-nicorn.”
You’re so unicorny it’s hilarious!
How do unicorns get to work? By riding rainbows.
A day without unicorns is like, just kidding, I have no idea.
What do unicorns eat for breakfast? Lucky charms.
Not all heroes wear capes, some are just unicorns.
Why do unicorns make good artists? Because they have a “fine” point.
If you want to be unicorn, you got to race with the unicorns.
What did the unicorn tell the carrot? “Stop being so unicorny.”
Did you hear about the unicorn with a negative attitude? He was a naysayer.
What’s a unicorn’s favorite TV show? “Mythbusters.”
Let’s get this party started with some unicorn magic!
What do you call a unicorn with a detective job? A “horn-detective.”
Don’t worry, be unicorn.
Why don’t unicorns ever lie? Because they’re always the “mythical” truth.
Myth-ing you is hard!
How do you find a unicorn at night? You don’t—they glow!
Keep your squad mythical.
Why did the unicorn sit in the corner? It was on time-out for “horsing” around too much.
Life is magical, like a unicorn.
What kind of money do unicorns use? “Myth-ical” currency.
It’s time to unicorn up and tackle this challenge!
Why don’t unicorns use maps? They prefer to “wing” it.
Be like a unicorn: rare and fabulous.
What did one unicorn say to the other during a thunderstorm? “This is quite shocking!”
Don’t wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain and ride a unicorn.
What exercise do unicorns like? Jumping rainbows.
Let’s stirrup some fun!
What’s a unicorn’s favorite magical element? Sparkle-ium.
Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a unicorn?
How do unicorns greet each other? With “sparkles” and smiles.
Be a unicorn in a field of horses.
Why don’t unicorns make good secret agents? Their horns always give them away!
Feeling down? Time to get your unicorn on!
Why do unicorns love sugar? It makes their horns grow.
Unicorns have a point.
What’s a unicorn’s favorite kind of music? “Horn” and roll.
Some days you just have to put on the horn and remind them who they’re dealing with.
What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a lion? A creature that’s always the “mane” attraction.
Is it so wrong to be obsessed with unicorns?
Why are unicorns such good listeners? Because they take everything “point by point.”
All you need is love, and a unicorn.
What do you call a unicorn on a treadmill? A run-a-corn.
Always on point, like a unicorn’s horn.