Why did the weather report go to school? To improve its circulation!
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
Climate’s hard to predict; it’s always up in the air.
Why is bad weather always in a hurry? It always blows over quickly.
This rain could use a little more training.
How do hurricanes see? With their eye!
Weather forecasters steal my sunshine.
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Don’t like the weather? Give it a minute, it’s likely to change.
Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
The weather bureau is an umbrella organization.
What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
Snowmen like to keep it cool but they’re always melting down.
Why did the cloud date the fog? He was smitten by her mist-ery.
That storm blew me away!
What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite food? Shock-o-late.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.
Why don’t weather jokes ever get old? Because they’re always current.
I’m snow excited for winter!
How do you find a snowman in a blizzard? You don’t, he’s incognito.
The wind really blows me away.
What’s a meteorologist’s favorite type of music? Rock and Roll… and Thunder.
When it rains, it pours; when it does neither, it’s boring.
Why did the weather want privacy? It was changing.
Fog always makes me dewy-eyed.
What does one raindrop say to another? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
Ice used to water ski until I found it had no porpoise.
Why did the cloud apply for a job? It wanted to make it rain.
Sun and rain are weather foes; together, they make rainbows.
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather.
If you dew nothing else today, stay foggy.
How does a hurricane see? With its eye.
Only a weatherman can get away with stealing sunshine.
Why did the sun take out a loan? It needed to lighten up.
Rainy days are water under the bridge.
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Iced tea.
Can February March? No, but April May!
How do snowmen travel around? By riding an ‘icicle.
These rain puns are a flood of humor.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Don’t let the rain cloud your parade.
What happens when fog lifts in California? UCLA.
Weather is a great meteorologist: it always breaks the ice.
Why was the weather reporter so good at his job? He never mist a forecast.
Are snowmen made of water? Ice suppose so.
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they are shellfish and hate spring showers.
This weather’s snow joke!
What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella!
Sunny days are the best because they’re weekend.
What did one lightning bolt say to the other? You’re shocking!
Lightning storms can be shocking, I’m not even ex-zapping you!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
Got lost in a fog? Mist opportunity.
Why did the weather win an Oscar? It had a great climate.
Winter weather is snow problem for me.
Why do clouds stay up in the sky? Because they are not meteorologically down to earth.
When it’s hot and humid, weather really mists up.
How do you organize a snow party? You planet.
Icy conditions are snow laughing matter.
Why do weather reports never come true? They are all wind and no rain.
Sleet or snow, rain or shine, I’m cloud nine.
Why did one volcano say to the other? I lava you!
Keep your sunny side up, even on cloudy days.
What’s the king of all weather phenomena? Lightning. It reigns!
Snowflakes are winter’s butterflies.
How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!
Frostbite really bites!
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
If thunder rolls, lightning strikes!
Why did the weather send a selfie? To prove how hot it really was!
Don’t like my weather puns? Get out of the tempest.
What did the tornado say to the sports car? Want to go for a spin?
The climate is getting heated—let’s cool down the debate.
What did the tornado give his girlfriend? A twister ring.
Making a weather joke is a breeze.
How does a thunderstorm invest its money? In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets.
Feeling under the weather? Try getting over a cloud.
What did the cloud wear to his wedding? A rain-bow tie.
Hail to the chief of bad weather puns.
Why don’t meteorologists like to dine outdoors? The weather’s too unpredictable!
Is the sun going to school? No, but it does have a degree.
Why did the cloud break up with the lightning? She didn’t like his electric personality.
Every cloud has a silver lining, but sometimes it’s just hail.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why don’t clouds use public transport? They get mist.
What did the hurricane say to the island? I’ve got my eye on you!
Weather in the jungle is always lion around.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other in bad weather? They don’t have the guts when it’s cloudy.
Hail Caesar, ruler of icy roads.
What did the hail storm say to the roof? Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkle.
Does lightning have a favorite place to hit? I find it striking.
Why are tornadoes so neat? They always whisk everything away.
When clouds take a pee break, it rains.
What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs? A cloud.
Want to start an ice company? Let’s break the ice.
Why did the sun get straight As? It’s really bright!
Rainy days help clear the way for sunny ones.
What does a rain cloud wear under his clothes? Thunderpants.
When it snows, the whole world falls under a blanket of silence.