Yoga Puns and Jokes

Let’s stretch our best!

Let’s stretch our best!

Bend it like yoga!

Bend it like yoga!

Keep calm and yoga on.

Keep calm and yoga on.

Yoga teachers drive very calm-ly.

Yoga teachers drive very calm-ly.

Namaste all day.

Namaste all day.

Yoga pants forever!

Yoga pants forever!

Inhale the future, exhale the past.

Inhale the future, exhale the past.

Stay balanced like a yogi.

Stay balanced like a yogi.

Yoga is my favorite class.

Yoga is my favorite class.

This yoga class is quite uplifting.

This yoga class is quite uplifting.

Tree pose roots me.

Tree pose roots me.

Warrior pose warriors.

Warrior pose warriors.

Yoga_ just stretching the truth!

Yoga: just stretching the truth!

I'm a warrior, not a worrier.

I’m a warrior, not a worrier.

That’s how I roll, yoga mat roll.

That’s how I roll, yoga mat roll.

Yoga class helps me unwind.

Yoga class helps me unwind.

Twist, then shout!

Twist, then shout!

Yoga stretches me out.

Yoga stretches me out.

Reach for the stars, land on the moon.

Reach for the stars, land on the moon.

Got yoga on my mind.

Got yoga on my mind.

Yoga is one good stretch away.

Yoga is one good stretch away.

The best yoga stretch ever!

The best yoga stretch ever!

Downward dog likes yoga too.

Downward dog likes yoga too.

Bend, don’t break.

Bend, don’t break.

Yoga today keeps the doctors away.

Yoga today keeps the doctors away.

Stretching towards the weekend.

Stretching towards the weekend.

Pose like a pro.

Pose like a pro.

Hold that thought... and pose!

Hold that thought… and pose!

Balance is the key, in yoga and life.

Balance is the key, in yoga and life.

Don’t hate, meditate.

Don’t hate, meditate.

Yoga’s got your back.

Yoga’s got your back.

I’m silently correcting your yoga pose.

I’m silently correcting your yoga pose.

Peace, love, and yoga.

Peace, love, and yoga.

Yoga is asana-mazing!

Yoga is asana-mazing!

Find your happy pose.

Find your happy pose.

Yoga mat is my happy place.

Yoga mat is my happy place.

Warrior pose to conquer the day.

Warrior pose to conquer the day.

Take a breath and let it go.

Take a breath and let it go.

Sun salutations at sunrise.

Sun salutations at sunrise.

Bend and snap!

Bend and snap!

Don’t just do yoga, live it.

Don’t just do yoga, live it.

it’s a stretch.

Yoga: it’s a stretch.

Find your balance.

Find your balance.

Legs up the wall, stress down the drain.

Legs up the wall, stress down the drain.

Chillin' in child's pose.

Chillin’ in child’s pose.

Yoga beats yoghurt!

Yoga beats yoghurt!

Keep stretching and smiling.

Keep stretching and smiling.

Yoga vibes only.

Yoga vibes only.

Tree pose trials.

Tree pose trials.

Stretch the imagination.

Stretch the imagination.

Yoga keeps you grounded.

Yoga keeps you grounded.

Relax, relate, release.

Relax, relate, release.

Breathe in peace, breathe out love.

Breathe in peace, breathe out love.

Yoga life is the good life.

Yoga life is the good life.

Always at one with yoga.

Always at one with yoga.

Let’s namas-stay in shape!

Let’s namas-stay in shape!

You, me, and yoga.

You, me, and yoga.

Stretching to new heights.

Stretching to new heights.

Rise, shine, and hold that pose!

Rise, shine, and hold that pose!

Yoga is my therapy.

Yoga is my therapy.

Flexibility is the new strong.

Flexibility is the new strong.

Sun salutation station.

Sun salutation station.

Be a warrior, not a worrier.

Be a warrior, not a worrier.

The bend and snap workout.

Yoga: The bend and snap workout.

Zen out of ten.

Zen out of ten.

Let’s stretch and relax.

Let’s stretch and relax.

Good vibes and yoga tides

Good vibes and yoga tides.

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured.

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured.

Stretch yourself before you wreck yourself.

Stretch yourself before you wreck yourself.

Yoga is the fountain of youth.

Yoga is the fountain of youth.

Feel the burn and twist.

Feel the burn and twist.

Peace out on the mat.

Peace out on the mat.

Yoga every day keeps the stress away.

Yoga every day keeps the stress away.

Positively powerful in every pose.

Positively powerful in every pose.

Align your spine and feel fine.

Align your spine and feel fine.

Flex your mind, not just your muscles.

Flex your mind, not just your muscles.

Make room for improvement... and yoga.

Make room for improvement… and yoga.

Yoga lovers never bend under pressure.

Yoga lovers never bend under pressure.

Mastering the mat one pose at a time.

Mastering the mat one pose at a time.

Unroll your problems, roll out your mat.

Unroll your problems, roll out your mat.

Yoga is not just about touching your toes.

Yoga is not just about touching your toes.

Do yoga and do it well.

Do yoga and do it well.

Yoga_ Stretch your limits

Yoga: Stretch your limits.

My body is the bow, asanas are my arrows.

My body is the bow, asanas are my arrows.

Just breathe and believe in yoga.

Just breathe and believe in yoga.

Yoga class_ I thought you said pour a glass

Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass.

Flexibility and fun, all in one.

Flexibility and fun, all in one.

Stretching my way through life.

Stretching my way through life.

Breathe in, breathe out, move on.

Breathe in, breathe out, move on.

Namaste in bed... just kidding, let's yoga!

Namaste in bed… just kidding, let’s yoga!

Yoga skills are life skills.

Yoga skills are life skills.

Twisting my way to fun.

Twisting my way to fun.

Yogi today, happy tomorrow.

Yogi today, happy tomorrow.

Meditate and rejuvenate.

Meditate and rejuvenate.

Every yoga pose tells a story.

Every yoga pose tells a story.

Keep calm and carry om.

Keep calm and carry om.

Yoga enthusiasts are never bent out of shape.

Yoga enthusiasts are never bent out of shape.

Yoga time is always sublime.

Yoga time is always sublime.

Touch your toes and your nose.

Touch your toes and your nose.

From yoga class to life class.

From yoga class to life class.

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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