Slang Words for Penis (And How to Use Them)

It might be giggle-worthy, but the truth is, certain body parts carry a lot of importance in societies around the world. One of the most noteworthy is the penis, an organ that has been immortalized in art internationally.

It’s not exactly surprising that there are so many slang words to describe it. If you’re looking for something else to call it by, you’re in the right place. We’ve found tons of slang words for penis that you can use to shake up the routine.

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Slang Words for Penis (in Alphabetical Order)

Every single slang word on this list is a slang word for penis. We don’t necessarily need go through and define them all, but sometimes, there are subtle nuances that vary from word to word.

For that reason, we’ve still gone through and added basic definitions, as well as notated any differences. You can read them all for more detail on each slang term prior to using it.

A

Anaconda

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Common term for male genitalia. Usually implies that said man is well-endowed. This term was made particularly famous in the song “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix a Lot.
  • Example: “He sent me a picture of his anaconda, and I couldn’t stop my jaw from dropping.”

B

Baby Arm

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Slang for penis that references its arm-like appearance. A less common term.
  • Example: “Want to see my baby arm?”

Baby Maker

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Term that references a penis’s biological function. Some may consider this one more vulgar.
  • Example: “She hit me right in the baby maker.”

Bacon Bazooka

Meaning:

  • (Noun): More juvenile way of referencing a penis. You might see this in use with teenagers more than adults.
  • Example: “I asked her if she wanted to see my bacon bazooka. She said I was being gross.”

Baloney Pony

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Like bacon bazooka, baloney pony is another more juvenile way of referencing a man’s genitals. It’s a reference to one’s ability to “ride” it, similar to a pony.
  • Example: “He called his penis a baloney pony. Disgusting.”

Bellend

Meaning:

  • (Noun): This is a phrase for penis that is more commonly used by those in the UK. It is also sometimes used to call someone an idiot.
  • Example: “You bellend! You just put kidney beans in the coffee grinder!”

Blow Stick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A crude term for penis that references the act of fellatio.
  • Example: “Hey, girl, want to suck on my blow stick?”

Boomstick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): This is a less common term for penis. Some people also use this term to refer to a gun.
  • Example: “She was definitely impressed by my boomstick.”

C

Chode

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A more insulting way of referencing a penis. Like bellend, this word is also sometimes applied to people who are rude or stupid.
  • Example: “He’s such a chode. Dump him.”

Chub

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Terminology that can be applied to male genitalia but is more often used to indicate having an erection.
  • Example: “He’s got a half-chub right now and he’s wearing sweatpants. Hopefully, no one makes him stand up.”

Cigar

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Another word for penis that references the act of fellatio.
  • Example: “Want to smoke my cigar?”

Cock

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A more common, but quite vulgar, penis slang word. It’s extremely popular in the US.
  • Example: “Should I send this girl I like a picture of my cock?”

Cooch Cork

Meaning:

  • (Noun): An extremely graphic reference to a penis.
  • Example: “She laughed at me when I called my penis a cooch cork.”

Crank

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Less common word for penis. Be careful when using this one, as it is also a nickname for methamphetamine.
  • Example: “My girlfriend didn’t want to touch my crank after I didn’t shower for a few days.”

Custard Launcher

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Humorous phrase for penis. It references the act of ejaculation.
  • Example: “My custard launcher was in full form last night. Good thing I had lots of tissue.”

D

D

Meaning:

  • (Noun): One of the more polite and subtle euphemisms for penis. It’s short for the next word on this list, dick.
  • Example: “I told her I was going to give her the D later.”

Dick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Easily one of the most popular slang words for penis. Extremely common in the US.
  • Example: “I wish my parents hadn’t named me Dick. Now everyone thinks I’m talking about my dick.”

Dicklet

Meaning:

  • (Noun): You use this term to describe a small penis. It sees a lot of use in certain online communities.
  • Example: “She laughed at me and said I had a dicklet.”

Dingaling

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A childish term for penis. It’s a favorite term for younger children.
  • Example: “He threw a snowball and hit me right in the dingaling.”

Ding-Dong

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Less well-known term for penis. Can also be used as a way of calling someone an idiot.
  • Example: “He told me he didn’t even know how to send mail. What a ding-dong!”

Dinger

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Canadian slang for penis. In Australia, this word can also be used to describe a condom.
  • Example: “I sent her a picture of my dinger and she didn’t respond.”

Dipstick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Fairly common US slang for penis. Can also be used as an insult for a stupid person.
  • Example: “My cousin is such a dipstick.”

Disco Stick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Slang word for penis that was coined famously by Lady Gaga in her 2008 song, “LoveGame.”
  • Example: “I want to take a ride on your disco stick.”

Dong

Meaning:

  • (Noun): This is a common word for penis in the US, but it has different in implications around the world. Be careful where you say it. Some people also describe dildos with this word.
  • Example: “Should I buy a purple dong or a pink one?”

F

Fire Hose

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A word for penis that references ejaculation.
  • Example: “My fire hose has an impressive spray, if you know what I mean.”

Flesh Flute

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Graphic term for penis that is designed to call to mind fellatio.
  • Example: “Guess she didn’t want to play my flesh flute today.”

G

Gherkin

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Originally used to describe a type of pickle, gherkin is now often used to reference penises instead. It’s common to use this word to talk about masturbation.
  • Example: “So there I was, jerkin’ my gherkin, when my wife walked in…”

Girth

Meaning:

  • (Noun): This word isn’t necessarily used to describe the penis itself, but the size of it. Usually, it refers to the width of a penis rather than its length.
  • Example: “He may not have been very long, but he had an impressive girth.”

H

Hard On

Meaning:

  • (Noun): An erection.
  • Example: “Ew, does he have a hard on right now?”

Hot Rod

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Slang word that compares a penis to a car.
  • Example: “Wanna ride my hot rod this weekend?”

J

Jock

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Somewhat outdated word for penis. Nobody really says it anymore. May be a reference to jockstraps.
  • Example: “I put a jockstrap on my jock.”

Johnson

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A fairly common word in the US for penis. It is also an extremely common US surname.
  • Example: “I wish my name wasn’t John Johnson. How am I supposed to talk about my johnson without confusing anyone?”

Jolly Stick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Rare phrase for penis.
  • Example: “I bet my jolly stick will make her happy.”

Joystick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): An uncommon word for penis that compares it to equipment used to play video games.
  • Example: “I told her I wanted her to play with my joystick, and she spent hours on my computer instead of with me…”

Junk

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A common term for male genitalia in general. This usually includes both the penis and testicles.
  • Example: “I need underwear that supports my junk better.”

K

Knob

Meaning:

  • (Noun): UK slang word for penis. It sometimes is also specific to the head of the penis, and not necessarily the whole thing. Can be used to describe someone as a fool, too.
  • Example: “He’s such a knob. Don’t waste your time on him.”

L

Lipstick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A term for penis that references the act of fellatio, since it implies you’ll be putting it on your lips.
  • Example: “I told her I bought her some new makeup, then showed her my lipstick. She got mad.”

Little Finger

Meaning:

  • (Noun): An uncommon term that can be used to describe a penis. It’s also often used to describe the smallest finger on your hand, though, so you may not want to use this one.
  • Example: “I told her to pull my little finger, so she grabbed my pinkie instead.”

Love Plunger

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Rare slang term for penis.
  • Example: “I’m going to whip out my love plunger for her on our date.”

Love Stick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Another rare slang term for penis.
  • Example: “My wife calls it my love stick.”

M

Main Vein

Meaning:

  • (Noun): This one is not often used to describe the penis alone but is more typically used in a full sentence about urination.
  • Example: “I need to take a bathroom break so I can drain the main vein.”

Manhood

Meaning:

  • (Noun): An old-fashioned euphemism for penis. You can use this one when you’re trying to be more delicate.
  • Example: “I accidentally saw his manhood while he was changing.”

Meat

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Slang that is short, sweet, and to the point in referencing a penis.
  • Example: “He was packing a lot of meat.”

Meat Popsicle

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Rare slang term for penis.
  • Example: “My meat popsicle is one that won’t melt.”

Meat Thermometer

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Not to be confused with an actual meat thermometer. This is an uncommon term for penis.
  • Example: “I offered to take her temperature with my meat thermometer, but she didn’t think it was funny.”

Meat Whistle

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Similar to flesh flute. This is another term for penis that references fellatio.
  • Example: “My band didn’t think it was funny when I said I could play the meat whistle.”

Meatstick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Another somewhat uncommon word for penis.
  • Example: “These jeans are a little too tight for my meatstick.”

Member

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A casual, oftentimes more polite word for penis. It’s not as common as it used to be, but still sees a lot of use in the US.
  • Example: “He sent me a picture of his member, if you know what I mean.”

Middle Leg

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Humorous slang phrase for penis. Not very popular.
  • Example: “I’m so big, I almost need a third pant leg for my middle leg.”

O

One-Eyed Snake

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Another humorous phrase for penis. There’s a variation of this one, too: “Herman the one-eyed German.”
  • Example: “Can I count my one-eyed snake as a pet?”

P

Package

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A gentle way of discussing male genitalia.
  • Example: “I told my girlfriend that my package is the whole package.”

Pecker

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Slang that is specific to the US for penis.
  • Example: “She kicked me right in the pecker.”

Peen

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Abbreviation of the word “penis.”
  • Example: “They won’t let me put peen in my username because apparently it’s too vulgar.”

Pee-pee

Meaning:

  • (Noun): An extremely childish version of penis slang. Generally, this is only used by children.
  • Example: “My teacher said you shouldn’t show your pee-pee to the class.”

Pee-wee

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Variation on the phrase “pee-pee.” Like pee-pee, pee-wee is used primarily by children.
  • Example: “I have to go to the bathroom so I can empty my pee-wee.”

Pen15

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A joke term that sees occasional jumps in popularity. One big joke involving this term was asking random people if they wanted to join the “Pen 15 club.”
  • Example: “I’m a proud member of the pen 15 club.”

Peter

Meaning:

  • (Noun): US slang for penis that became popularized in the early 1900’s.
  • Example: “I’d like to keep my peter in my pants.”

Phallus

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A less common word for penis that also has the benefit of sounding more scientific. Often used to describe erections portrayed in art or archeological finds.
  • Example: “Many Greek statues are famous for portraying phalluses.”

Pink Cigar

Meaning:

  • (Noun): UK slang for penis.
  • Example: “Rob, you really need to stop asking women at the pub if they want to smoke your pink cigar.”

Pink Torpedo

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Rare slang term to describe a man’s genitals.
  • Example: “It is not a good pickup line to tell your dates that you want to launch your pink torpedo.”

Pipe

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Lesser-known slang term for penis. Some people describe sexual intercourse as “laying pipe” because of this term.
  • Example: “He spent all weekend laying pipe. I’m jealous.”

Pisser

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Crude term for penis.
  • Example: “Excuse me, gentlemen. I’ve got to make use of my pisser in the bathroom.”

Pocket Rocket

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Slang for penis that compares it to a sex toy.
  • Example: “Honey, why are you looking at pocket rockets online when I’ve got one right here?”

Pork Sword

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A slang term for penis that was made famous by the 2007 movie Juno.
  • Example: “Whenever those track runners run past me, all I can see are the pork swords in their shorts.”

Prick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Although this is a term for penis, it is more often used to describe someone who’s a jerk.
  • Example: “Ben is a real prick, so I stopped hanging out with him.”

Pud

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A rare word for penis that saw some use in the 1900’s.
  • Example: “Don’t touch my pud.”

Putz

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Yiddish slang for penis. More commonly, it’s an insulting word for an idiot.
  • Example: “Don’t be such a putz.”

R

Ramrod

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Refers to an erect penis.
  • Example: “Did you see my ramrod?”

Rod

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Less common word for penis.
  • Example: “He has an impressive rod.”

Root

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A word that is used to refer to the bottom of the penis.
  • Example: “I got hit right in the root, and now my junk hurts.”

S

Sausage

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Like meat, this is a short, graphic way to describe a penis. A group of men is sometimes even called a “sausage party.”
  • Example: “I’ve got a big, juicy sausage right here…and I don’t mean the food.”

Schlong

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Another Yiddish word for penis. Although the word may be more common among Jewish people, schlong sees a wide range of use in the general population.
  • Example: “Keep your schlong in your pants.”

Schmeckel

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A Yiddish term for penis. Can also be used to call someone a fool.
  • Example: “You schmeckel, you forgot my birthday!”

Shaft

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Word that is typically used to describe the length of the penis.
  • Example: “He has a really long shaft!”

Skin Flute

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Variation of the phrase “flesh flute” and “skin whistle.” You can use it similarly.

Snausage

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Extremely uncommon slang word for penis. May be a combination of the words “snack” and “sausage,” but is also a type of dog treat.
  • Example: “I need to stop calling my dick a snausage. It’s apparently confusing.”

Stem

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Less common slang term for genitalia. Unlike root, this can be used to refer to the whole penis.
  • Example: “Just like a plant, I need to get my stem wet sometimes.”

Stiffy

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Terminology that is usually used to describe an erect penis.
  • Example: “Oh, look! He’s got a stiffy right now!”

T

Taco Hammer

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Uncommon slang that illustrates sexual intercourse. “Taco” is a term that is often used to describe female genitalia.
  • Example: “My girlfriend hates when I call my penis a taco hammer.”

Tally Whacker

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Rare term for penis. You don’t really see many people using this one these days.
  • Example: “When I asked her if she wanted to see my tally whacker, she had no idea what I meant.”

Thingy

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A childish slang term for penis. Usually used when someone is too embarrassed to say the word “penis.”
  • Example: “Ew, I think I saw his thingy in the locker room.”

Third Leg

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Another example of a humorous euphemism for penis. Can be used similarly to middle leg.

Tool

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Vulgar word for penis. Can also be used to call someone an idiot or jerk.
  • Example: “Chad is such a tool – no one likes hanging out with him.”

Trouser Snake

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Vulgar term for male genitalia. Use it like you would use one-eyed snake. Many people even combine the terms to make the phrase “one-eyed trouser snake.”

Trouser Trout

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Variation on trouser snake. Can also be used like one-eyed snake.

Tube Steak

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Penis slang from the US and Canada. It is also sometimes used to discuss a hot dog.
  • Example: “I’ve got a really long tube steak…what, you don’t believe me?”

Twig and Berries

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A euphemism that’s somewhat well-known in the Midwest. It refers to both penis and testicles.
  • Example: “Make sure you protect your twig and berries when you play football.”

U

Unit

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A discreet way of discussing a man’s penis.
  • Example: “Did you get to see his unit on your date?”

Uterus Unicorn

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Joking slang for penis. Used similarly to taco hammer.

W

Wang

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Common penis slang word. Can be used like dong. However, keep in mind that wang is also another international word and will have dramatically different meanings in different countries.

Weenie

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Childish terminology for penis that shortens the word “wiener.” Treat it similarly to pee-pee or thingy.

Wee-wee

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Another childish word for penis. It can be used like weenie, pee-pee, or thingy.

Wick

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Euphemism for penis. Can be used to describe intercourse in the phrase “dipping his wick.”
  • Example: “I’ll be dipping my wick tonight. I’ve got a hot date.”

Wiener

Meaning:

  • (Noun): This is also a more childish variation of penis that compares it to a hot dog. However, this is still used by many adults in the US. We say treat it like weenie.

Willy

Meaning:

  • (Noun): More childish terminology for penis. More common in the UK than in the US. It can be used in the way you’d say wee-wee, thingy, or pee-pee.

Winkie

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Childish penis slang. It’s also kind of rare. Use it like you would use pee-pee or thingy in a sentence.

Wood

Meaning:

  • (Noun): A term that usually means a man has an erection.
  • Example: “I woke up with wood this morning.”

Y

Yogurt Launcher

Meaning:

  • (Noun): Slang for penis that describes ejaculation. Treat it like you would treat custard launcher in a sentence.

Z

Zipper Sausage

Meaning:

  • (Noun): If sausage didn’t make it clear enough what you were talking about, zipper sausage can be used to be even clearer. You can use it in a sentence like you would say sausage.

Wrap Up

As you can see from this list alone, there are a lot of slang words for penis. These ones are just the tip of the iceberg, too – there are countless other terms used all around the world in different cultures.

Want to learn some more naughty slang words? Be sure to check out our guide to the meaning of the New York slang word baba.

And if you’re looking for something a little wholesome, we’ve also got a comprehensive guide on slang words for friends.

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